The Trayvon Martini

[DaveInTexas]

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[Midder Peenud Hayed]

:lmao That's some funny shit there, Dave! :lmao

[IseDaDiva]

That is a thing of beauty! :lol

[tweakstick]

I don't even drink but I'd like to toast with that!

[Jim Crow]

Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?

[Coon Club Road]

Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?


Yea but it has fentanyl in it... better left for the niggers to drink ☻

[Jim Crow]

Yea but it has fentanyl in it... better left for the niggers to drink ☻
Lol!

[tweakstick]

Do they have a drink for Saint George Floyd too?


I believe they have a few.

The Widowmaker:
2 ounces gin
1/4 ounce dry vermouth
1/4 ounce absinthe
1 Mouthy Dindu
1 Drop cheap green food coloring from a fake $20


Pour the ingredients into a large black Ziploc bag. Shake well. Strain into a chilled morgue refrigerator. Serve and enjoy!

Mudslide:
Ice
1 to 1 1/2 ounces vodka
1 ounce coffee liqueur
1 ounce Irish cream liqueur

Pour the ingredients onto pavement and crush for 8 minutes, 46 seconds. Scoop all ingredients back into container, serve cold.

Obituary:
2 ounces gin
1/4 ounce dry vermouth
1/4 ounce absinthe
Fentanyl 11 ng/mL
Norfentanyl 5.6 ng/mL
4-ANPP 0.65 ng/mL
Methamphetamine 19 ng/mL
THC: 11-Hydroxy Delta-9 THC 1.2 ng/mL; Delta-9 Carboxy THC 42 ng/mL; Delta-9 THC 2.9 ng/mL
Cotinine & Caffeine to taste

In a black oversized hypertensive mixing glass filled with cracked ice, pour all ingredients. Stir well. Wait for mixture to assume room temperature and serve in a gold foil covered rectangular box. Followup with multiple Molotov Cocktails.

[Weewuzzkangs]

...1 ounce coffee liqueur...

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