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09-06-2020, 11:35 PM
Why Niggers Hate White People (From The Point of View of a Nigger)
by: Unreggie
I have recently conversed with a nigger (I know...*sigh*), and it wanted me to translate its niggerbabble into Proper-American English so that its message can be passed along.
Subject: Donquarious Fellin Jackson
Age: 53
Species: Nigger
IQ: 68
Notable Achievements: None
Highest Level of Education: 3rd Grade, USA
Notable Failures: Spent 23 years at various Nigger Universities
Current Occupation: Drug Dealer and Downlow Gay Prostitute (Guess how I found him for this interview?!)
Me: "Donquarious, I would like to talk to you about... is it alright if I call you Don?"
Donquarious: "Fuck you white boy."
Translation: "I would appreciate it if you would not abbreviate my name in such a manner, sir."
Me: "I would like to talk to you about black lives matter, and then your feelings about white people."
Me: "Why has black lives matter teamed up with antifa, and why are they both going around intimidating and instilling fear in white people, vandalizing businesses and looting them, and otherwise engaging in terroristic activities and general mayhem?"
D: "Creepy white boy, you just don't understand how much slavery done did hurts us... mang. It done turn us ratchet. We is taking back what is ourses. Dis be reparations. Aldoe I don't know why the white boys in antifa be finna destroy they own cities."
Translation: "I will now use a racist slur to attempt to put Unreggie on the defensive, and possibly make him forget parts of his original question or statement. I suffer from the same kinds of mental illness that Nat Turner suffered from. We deserve reparations because we believe that the enslavement of niggers several centuries ago justifies our attempts to destroy human civilization, miscegenate and impregnate white women, and most importantly, it justifies our need to steal things we don't even need. I once stole a Bible; I can't even read, so I just started ripping pages out of it and using them as toilet paper."
Me: "Why do you hate white people?"
D: "Eek! Ook! Be that a banana? Can I has?"
*Me gives banana to D*
D: "Fuck you, cracker ass bitch ass white ass boy! I hate them honky tonk white bread muhfuggas because when I was in the second grade, they made fun of me. They finna say things like 'Why are you 31 years old? Are you retarded?' This done did hurts muh feelings, and from that point on I finna made point to sure to make them whiteys done did suffer whenever I could. Fo shizzle my NIZzle. I say they do the racism even when they be completely innocent, I do hate crime hoaxes to make myself look like a victim for gofundme, and I would muh dik straight white men that were married. You democrat whiteys all be like fucked up in the hayid. I do it all for them gibsmedats."
Translation: "When I was at the age of 31, and still attempting to complete the laughably ridiculously simple grade of two at an American public school, my feelings were hurt, justifiably, by two children of whiteness. They were right. I was an idiot giant in a room full of little, and superior, white kids. Rather than acknowledge my deficiency of intelligence and my general overall disabilities and deficiencies, I went on a psychotic and hateful anti-human rampage. All I want is something for nothing. I don't want to contribute to human society. I don't want to work in symbiosis with the human species; I want to be a parasite. I want the gibsmedats."
by: Unreggie
I have recently conversed with a nigger (I know...*sigh*), and it wanted me to translate its niggerbabble into Proper-American English so that its message can be passed along.
Subject: Donquarious Fellin Jackson
Age: 53
Species: Nigger
IQ: 68
Notable Achievements: None
Highest Level of Education: 3rd Grade, USA
Notable Failures: Spent 23 years at various Nigger Universities
Current Occupation: Drug Dealer and Downlow Gay Prostitute (Guess how I found him for this interview?!)
Me: "Donquarious, I would like to talk to you about... is it alright if I call you Don?"
Donquarious: "Fuck you white boy."
Translation: "I would appreciate it if you would not abbreviate my name in such a manner, sir."
Me: "I would like to talk to you about black lives matter, and then your feelings about white people."
Me: "Why has black lives matter teamed up with antifa, and why are they both going around intimidating and instilling fear in white people, vandalizing businesses and looting them, and otherwise engaging in terroristic activities and general mayhem?"
D: "Creepy white boy, you just don't understand how much slavery done did hurts us... mang. It done turn us ratchet. We is taking back what is ourses. Dis be reparations. Aldoe I don't know why the white boys in antifa be finna destroy they own cities."
Translation: "I will now use a racist slur to attempt to put Unreggie on the defensive, and possibly make him forget parts of his original question or statement. I suffer from the same kinds of mental illness that Nat Turner suffered from. We deserve reparations because we believe that the enslavement of niggers several centuries ago justifies our attempts to destroy human civilization, miscegenate and impregnate white women, and most importantly, it justifies our need to steal things we don't even need. I once stole a Bible; I can't even read, so I just started ripping pages out of it and using them as toilet paper."
Me: "Why do you hate white people?"
D: "Eek! Ook! Be that a banana? Can I has?"
*Me gives banana to D*
D: "Fuck you, cracker ass bitch ass white ass boy! I hate them honky tonk white bread muhfuggas because when I was in the second grade, they made fun of me. They finna say things like 'Why are you 31 years old? Are you retarded?' This done did hurts muh feelings, and from that point on I finna made point to sure to make them whiteys done did suffer whenever I could. Fo shizzle my NIZzle. I say they do the racism even when they be completely innocent, I do hate crime hoaxes to make myself look like a victim for gofundme, and I would muh dik straight white men that were married. You democrat whiteys all be like fucked up in the hayid. I do it all for them gibsmedats."
Translation: "When I was at the age of 31, and still attempting to complete the laughably ridiculously simple grade of two at an American public school, my feelings were hurt, justifiably, by two children of whiteness. They were right. I was an idiot giant in a room full of little, and superior, white kids. Rather than acknowledge my deficiency of intelligence and my general overall disabilities and deficiencies, I went on a psychotic and hateful anti-human rampage. All I want is something for nothing. I don't want to contribute to human society. I don't want to work in symbiosis with the human species; I want to be a parasite. I want the gibsmedats."