Butthole Wallass Now a Charcoal Salesman

[Coon Club Road]

The NASCOON just signed a deal to hawk Kingsford Charcoal.

Very appropriate as niggers are always stereotyped as BBQ connoisseurs.

What's next Bubba Boy? A watermelon stand?

If I have to stand there 10 minutes with a propane torch to get off brand shit charcoal to light, I'll do that before I buy Bubba's Kangsturd shit.

Get woke go broke Kingsford.

https://www.foxbusiness.com/sports/nascars-bubba-wallace-lands-another-endorsement-deal-signs-with-kingsford-charcoal

[tweakstick]

That's a damn shame. I used to buy that brand exclusively because it didn't have clay filler mixed with it.

I think I'll contact Kingsford to let them know why I'm not buying their shit anymore. Maybe we should all start doing this. They say a letter is worth a thousand customers and ten thousand votes.

[Whitey Ford]

Since when do niggers BBQ? LOL
NASCAR was the last bastion of nigger-free, mud free entertainment. Not anymore, apparently.

[Coon Club Road]

... I think I'll contact Kingsford to let them know why I'm not buying their shit anymore. Maybe we should all start doing this. They say a letter is worth a thousand customers and ten thousand votes.

Abso-fuckin-lutly!

Link to contact Kangsford below...


https://www.kingsford.ckm/contact/

What would you like to tell us?

*Something you dislike

[tweakstick]

Abso-fuckin-lutly!

Link to contact Kangsford below...


https://www.kingsford.ckm/contact/

What would you like to tell us?

*Something you dislike

Hehh Hehh... I already did. I just copied it to paste it here when I read your post. Here you go:

Dear Kingsford,


I need to preface this note with the following: I have been a fan of Kingsford products for all of my adult life just as my father was before me. We tend to stick loyally with a superior product when we find it. This is the only reason I am bothering writing you today. I feel you need to learn from your mistakes as a company and hopefully you may yet redeem yourselves.


I will no longer be purchasing any Kingsford products due to your sponsorship of Bubba Wallace. This man has single-handedly destroyed NASCAR and may well take your company down with it. He is a proven liar with his allegations and has brought racism into a sport where none existed. He is a discredit to the sport in both his personal life and his unsportsmanlike conduct. His poor performance as a driver alone should have been enough for you to not sponsor him but apparently, you are all under the misguided notions that this will increase sales. You are as wrong as NASCAR is in this decision. NASCAR's ratings are proving this every week now despite having basically zero competition. It's fans are fleeing. Their brand has suffered for it. Your brand is next. Everything this man touches looses credibility due to his actions and so shall yours. I'm sad to see it happen for both of your organizations but you both have clearly made the wrong choice.


BLM, Antifa, Socialist and all the groups that support them are all apologetically anti American. Who do you think buys your products? Have you ever seen a rioter grilling steaks while breaking windows and burning businesses?


Racing is racing. Grilling is grilling. Neither is about pandering or kowtowing to the whims of BLM, or any other political group - especially those so clearly at odds with all things American.


Sad to end it,
A former customer.

[tweakstick]

I have always used "Royal Oak Ridge Premium Charcoal" It's far superior to Kinsford



Well, it's possible that I might have fudged just a little on my complete loyalty to Kingsford. I have used both depending on which is available. Don't tell them that.

[Jim Crow]

What so important about this fucking monkey? He ain’t even a great driver. I hope Kingsford loses money for signing the fucking ape

[tweakstick]

^^Yeah, I caught that. They're getting my next email. No more bleach wipes for us.

[Coon Club Road]

Hehh Hehh... I already did. I just copied it to paste it here when I read your post...

EXCELLENT WORK!

I've been busy as hell today, but this evening I will do the same.

I heard rumor that Henry Ford actually started Kingsford charcoal company, the briquettes originally were scrap pieces of wood, leftover from the automobiles he was building.

Maybe set up a son-in-law to run the charcoal company? I don't really remember the full story.. I should research that later!

[Frank]

I guess NASCAR's token nigger isn't going anywhere. Oh well, I'm done with them and Kingsford too it looks like.

[tweakstick]

Well, that went nowhere:


We care deeply for the earth and its people and we appreciate your opinion. As a purpose-driven brand, it was important for us to stand in solidarity with our black employees, partners, consumers, and community.
Sincerely,
Leslie
Kingsford Consumer Care

The only purpose that should drive the brand is profit.

I'm not sure is Leslie is a guy or girl. I'm just going to take a wild stab here and bet that Leslie feels the same way.

[Frank]

Well, that went nowhere:



The only purpose that should drive the brand is profit.

I'm not sure is Leslie is a guy or girl. I'm just going to take a wild stab here and bet that Leslie feels the same way.

What a lame ass canned reply. Piss on Kingsford, I like lump charcoal better anyway.

[Coon Club Road]

^^^ Like I stated earlier... I will stand there with a propane torch for however long it takes to get the bargain shit lit off.

Have no worries Brother Tweak... our message was heard loud and clear!

[TheOrganGrinder]

What so important about this fucking monkey? He ain’t even a great driver. I hope Kingsford loses money for signing the fucking ape

Has anyone ever seen a nigger that could drive, period???
The only chance this nigger has for a championship is to let his oil driller behind the wheel while he sips a 40 and smokes a black n mild

[Coon Club Road]

...The only chance this nigger has for a championship is to let his oil driller behind the wheel while he sips a 40 and smokes a black n mild

One liner of the day award!
:thumb

[TheOrganGrinder]

I meant coal burner, but phone was dying and had to get it out fast. Also, sometimes Captain Morgan is a little slow with the terminology, resulting in fuxated posts that may not be the actual intent of the author and some shit gets lost in translation.

[tweakstick]

I meant coal burner

Hehh Hehh... No, you're good. I'm sure it either would work for him. He's probably got some downlow shenanigans going on behind the garage.

[Coon Club Road]

An old joke. What do you get when you mate a nigger and a ******** A car thief that can’t drive. bubba is a shit driver.

Here is a very precise definition of driving like a nigger from our friends over at Urban Dictionary...

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Driving%20Like%20a%20Nigger