Athletic sowpotomus looking for workout partner

[IseDaDiva]

https://i.imgur.com/MLmfvKm.jpg

[haywood]

https://i.imgur.com/MLmfvKm.jpg

DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll bet that that sowpotamus weighs OVER 400 pounds. Why couldn't you have given us an EYEBLEACH warning?!

[IseDaDiva]

Sorry. I'll remember the :bleach in future. But at least it's covered! :lol

[Chimp Detester]

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Mega BARF!!!! And she reached that weight on just a whale-fare check!

That hideous sowpotomus is so fat, the U. S. Post Office assigned it its own zip code, and those photos were taken from an orbiting satellite.

Hey, but I am sure that horrendous sowrilla could get the right trainer once Sea World reopens. They have whale trainers there, you know.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

That is a good candidate for buck or sow game. That industrial strength hoola hoop has to be strong to escape her gravity. I bet when it goes around her it gets stuck like the rings of Saturn.

[IseDaDiva]

That is a good candidate for buck or sow game. That industrial strength hoola hoop has to be strong to escape her gravity. I bet when it goes around her it gets stuck like the rings of Saturn.

Someone else commented that it's impressive how s/h/it can hold that hoop with fingers covered in Popeye chicken grease.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Someone else commented that it's impressive how s/h/it can hold that hoop with fingers covered in Popeye chicken grease.

Another question. What material is that sow's clothing made of? It looks sturdy and would probably make good bulletproof material for the troops.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

How many metric tons of Mack Donalts, Popeye's, grape soda, Cheetos, Ding Dongs, and all the other shit niggers eat, does a nigger welfare sow have to shove down its suck hole to get that massively fat?

[IseDaDiva]

Another question. What material is that sow's clothing made of? It looks sturdy and would probably make good bulletproof material for the troops.

Kevlar, reinforced with ballistic plates?