Two ugly niglet "toddlers" go on shoplifting spree, are likely dayed!

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

A pair of Tulsa niglet "toddlers" -- 2 and 3 y/o -- escaped their welfare sow "aunt" and went off on a shoplifting spree. They knuckled all over town stealing and Muh Dikking! no doubt, and the PoPo now believe the niglets to be good :traybat.


“There’s only two things that can happen here," Tulsa Police Chief Wendell Franklin told reporters Sunday. "These niglets are either on someone’s couch passed out drunk and the niggers that they’re with don’t know that these niglets are feral, or these niglets are good."

The niglets' mammy, Donisha Willis, is a suspect in their disappearance.


...[D]ive teams searched nearby bodies of water. Franklin said the niglets are fascinated with sewage and have been seen at cesspools and sewer retention areas in the past.

I think this one is going to have a happy ending, folks! :rfish

https://www.foxnews.com/us/oklahoma-missing-children-police

[IseDaDiva]

^^ Now there's a news article that makes sense. We need more honestly like this in the media. :lol

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

@ Diva...

It's Oklahoma. :lmao

[tweakstick]

@ Diva... It's Oklahoma. :lmao

♫ Oklahoma where the nigs go sweeping down the drain
Where the jenk-um peat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain ♫




Oklahoma rescue teams recover one body of the two baby rockfish missing in Tulsa:

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pbz4dgYEi8Q/maxresdefault.jpg

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

@ Tweak...

:rofl

[Cat fur allergic]

If they are brave, check the local dumpster, I smell something nasty.

[IseDaDiva]

♫ Oklahoma where the nigs go sweeping down the drain
Where the jenk-um peat can sure smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the rain ♫


Wow. I'm not even American but that ballad just touches my heart.

:rofl

[Cat fur allergic]

Sonar used to search Oklahoma pond for 2 missing children


https://www.yahoo.com/news/sonar-used-search-oklahoma-pond-204718686.html


What a waste of resources looking for rock fish.

[tweakstick]

Something just occurred to me when I reread the story:


The Oklahoma Highway Patrol and Tulsa firefighters joined Tulsa police in searching a pond near an east Tulsa apartment complex for 3-year-old Miracle Crook and 2-year-old Tony Crook.

The mammy probably did us a favor by taking these future criminals off the streets. Their last names were already Crook. The female was even named Miracle Crook.

Should they give the mammy the future crimestopper reward?

The last time I watched rescue crews get a nigger body out of the water, they just used big ass treble hooks on ropes and fished it out from the bank of the intercoastal waterway where it had decided to take it's Nissan for a 70 mile per hour swim a few days earlier. Forget renting a bunch of high tech sonar and just make the mammy dredge the bottom of the pond with the hook until it finds them. How will niggers ever learn unless you make them clean up their own mess? Don't worry about the hooks and open caskets at this point, those snigglets are WAY past that option now. Five days of waterlogging won't make much of a pleasant sight or smell for anyone. Just hook'em and cook'em. Make mammy light the crematorium.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

:lol Epilogue: :lol

Yup -- those niglets are dayed! Numerous news sources out there are reporting that the niglets knuckled into a local creek, and within 1.4 seconds, were rockfish.

Score two :traybat:traybat for Humankind!

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

:lol Epilogue: :lol

Yup -- those niglets are dayed! Numerous news sources out there are reporting that the niglets knuckled into a local creek, and within 1.4 seconds, were rockfish.

Score two :traybat:traybat for Humankind!

I love a happy ending!

Now, tell me that the Auntboon is going to NU for sprog niglect.