Sub-cockroach nigger holdup 'man' shoots itself in its muhdick during robbery

[Chimp Detester]

This story is three years' old, but I find it very hillarious. Hopefully this filthy snake-head mega-turd sub-cockroach son-of-Barry the Fairy Insane Ohomo will not be able to father any more mini-turds.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5047865/Chicago-man-accidentally-shoots-penis.html

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[haywood]

This story is three years' old, but I find it very hillarious. Hopefully this filthy snake-head mega-turd sub-cockroach son-of-Barry the Fairy Insane Ohomo will not be able to father any more mini-turds.


https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5047865/Chicago-man-accidentally-shoots-penis.html

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That shitskin looks like it has a tarantula on it's hayed!!

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

I swear to Sweet White Christ -- a nigger could manage to shoot itself (or some random niglet) making a ham sandwich.

[IseDaDiva]

Terrion Pouncy, 19, has been charged with two counts of armed robbery after allegedly holding up a hot dog stand and accidentally shooting himself in the penis

I swear the best fiction writer couldn't come up with this kind of mega-fail story. :lol

[tweakstick]

^^So much fail indeed!


The robbery was captured on surveillance footage. Pouncy’s boxers recovered at the hospital matched the underwear he had on in the surveillance video.

Pull your damn pants up stupid nigger and maybe you wouldn't have shot your dikk off, maybe you could have gotten away with it. Probably not though. The cops would have caught it eventually. These are not master class jewel thieves. They're just street thug niggers.

Hope it has to piss thru a tube into a bag the rest of it's miserable NU life. Neutering does wonders for a criminigger's attitude. Too bad it didn't take it's muhhbawlz off as well.

[Groid_Rage]

I wish all the yard apes did the same

[Whitey Ford]

A nigger's muh dik is its raison d être. It's the only thing it lives for besides fried chicken, watermelon and malt liquor. And he shot himself in the muh dik while robbing a hot dog stand, now that's pretty niggery. Chances are he was carrying a low quality firearm that was prone to malfunction as niggers are known to do.

I had a friend who had a POS Llama M1911 .45 and the thing accidentally discharged while he had it cocked and locked. Needless to say, he had the gun destroyed for the good of humanity. Stay away from disreputable nigger brand guns like Llama, Lorcin, Raven Arms, Hi-Point and whatnot. These things are not safe and only fit to be owned by a nigger.
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