Sandy
03-06-2020, 08:50 PM
I got going at the previous intersection when that light turned green. Straight road, 45 mph limit, easy to see that the next intersection had a green light too. I was up to 35 mph and a couple of seconds from entering the intersection when I saw something moving in the crosswalk. I slammed on my brakes, and I saw it was this crusty old buck moving as fast as a giant tortoise. I don't know if it had stopped at the median or just decided to start crossing and not stop. God damn niggers! Luckily nobody was behind me, luckily the light was still green so I wouldn't get broadsided.
And then the worst part of it: the nigger had its pants (if what a nigger wears can be called that) down to its knees, no underwear. WTF, is it riding around shitting in its own wheelchair for convenience? Or it stops, hops up and shits on the sidewalk?
Fortunately for the nigger, it was lunchtime rather than rush hour, otherwise someone would have made it a greasy black spot to be hosed away. Not like I care about what happens to the nigger, I just don't want someone to go through the time and horror of a totaled car.
And then the worst part of it: the nigger had its pants (if what a nigger wears can be called that) down to its knees, no underwear. WTF, is it riding around shitting in its own wheelchair for convenience? Or it stops, hops up and shits on the sidewalk?
Fortunately for the nigger, it was lunchtime rather than rush hour, otherwise someone would have made it a greasy black spot to be hosed away. Not like I care about what happens to the nigger, I just don't want someone to go through the time and horror of a totaled car.