Drunk granny Diawannah kills nigger who fell out of UHAUL evading cops after robbery

[Whitey Ford]

Getaway grandma: Houston woman runs over accomplice who fell out of U-Haul, police say

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A Houston grandmother is accused of fatally running over an accomplice during a police chase following a burglary Tuesday, authorities said.

Diawannah Corteasher Thomas, 54, was charged with murder and aggravated assault of a police officer, Houston city officials said in a news release Tuesday. She was also charged with driving while intoxicated, the news release said.

According to police, Thomas was driving a U-Haul truck that waited outside as three men broke into a convenience store, KTRK reported. Authorities said the men used bolt cutters to break into the store, and surveillance video shows them carrying beer, T-shirts and smoke paraphernalia into the U-Haul, the television station reported.


The second suspect fell as he held on to a side mirror on the passenger’s side of the truck.

“He fell off and this caused the complainant to fall and become run over by the passenger side rear tires, resulting in the death of the complainant,” the prosecutor said.

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[LeeRoy Jenkums]

Getaway grandma: Houston woman runs over accomplice who fell out of U-Haul, police say

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If he daid and be batwinged and stuff, how is he the complainant?

He be daid.

:traybat

Such a great story. Drunken sheboon off to the NU. Nigger batwinged.

Wonder if their felonious companion is also getting a scholarship to NU?

One can only hope for the trifecta. The hat trick.

[haywood]

Getaway grandma: Houston woman runs over accomplice who fell out of U-Haul, police say

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I hope that the asphalt on the road isn't cracked. NIGGERS got hard haidz n' sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit!!

[Cracka Jack]

In this one instance, simply because it's so entertaining, I say let them keep the beer and smokes. :lol

[Whitey Ford]

In this one instance, simply because it's so entertaining, I say let them keep the beer and smokes. :lol

I once read a story about a couple of nigger inmates that somehow successfully broke out of prison. Then they went to the dollar store and bought tons and tons of items that are high dollar in the correctional system. Then they took their loot and broke back into prison LOL. When the guards caught them they were flush in dollar store loot and cash. I should've bookmarked that one.

[LeeRoy Jenkums]

I once read a story about a couple of nigger inmates that somehow successfully broke out of prison. Then they went to the dollar store and bought tons and tons of items that are high dollar in the correctional system. Then they took their loot and broke back into prison LOL. When the guards caught them they were flush in dollar store loot and cash. I should've bookmarked that one.

I gots u dawg :

https://nypost.com/2017/09/21/inmates-sneak-back-into-jail-after-breaking-out/

[Whitey Ford]

I gots u dawg :

https://nypost.com/2017/09/21/inmates-sneak-back-into-jail-after-breaking-out/

THX, Mang! :thumb


The inmates were charged with commercial burglary.

Leave it to niggers to find a way to still be charged with burglary even after being incarcerated. :lmao

[Bottle_of_Hate]

I gots u dawg :

https://nypost.com/2017/09/21/inmates-sneak-back-into-jail-after-breaking-out/

This is proof that niggers love prison and only want out if it involves huge nigger lotto payments.

[IseDaDiva]

Diawannah Corteasher

Even without the lovely picture, we'd know it's a sheboon. And of course, it's a granny. That goes without saying since any sheboon over the age of 34 is a granny.

[tweakstick]

^^^Could even be a greatgrammy if breeding starts at age 11 which is happening more and more these days with welfare breeding sows. Mammies teach their prepubescent girls to hurry up and get preggers to get dim foo stamps and free shit.

[BigJigger]

"Diawannah". Sounds like how my Scottish mum would ask me if i want to do something. "BigJigger, diawannah go oot tae lunch today?"

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

As funny as this story is, your comments have me gasping for air.

Niggers, man... Nature's eternally-unfortunate buffoons!

[Sandy]

Ah, a new classic Chimper bedtime story. Once upon a time, there be two niggers. A grannysow nigger, and an accomplice nigger that gave muh dikk on the side...

...and then the accomplice nigger couldn't hold onto the side mirror no more, and it got run over to real goodness by the grannysow. The end.

[Groid_Rage]

Where did that hoe learn to drive, MLK Driving Skoo? Good work granny!