Longtime lurker checking in...

[Turd Ferguson]

Greetings fellow chimpers!

Longtime lurker checking in from quite possibly the whitest and reddest places in the United States (woohoo!), which unfortunately is also just an hour and a half away from two of the biggest nigger shitholes in the midwest.

I finally figured out how to register on my mobile (switching to full site mode) the other day while browsing the site during my break after our resident sheboon at work had herself a little chimpout over two pieces of broasted chicken not being the same size. Oh boy did I have a big belly laugh at that one. Luckily, I only know of two nigs in our entire county and the one I have to work with is generally a fairly tame one whose worst offenses are usually limited to excessively loud ooking while speaking. So I have it pretty good.

Anyways, I've got to sign off for now. Time for me to go to work. Millions of niggers on welfare are depending on me.

- Turd Ferguson

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Anyways, I've got to sign off for now. Time for me to go to work. Millions of niggers on welfare are depending on me.

- Turd Ferguson

We should all go on strike until all niggers are deported. Imagine no tax revenue for about a month. I bet even the democrats would be filling boats and trains with niggers to send them away.


Welcome

:coape


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[tweakstick]

Welcome Turd!

:welcometoco
Good to have you aboard.

[Sandy]

Glad you registered, welcome aboard! Is your name a play on the Dr. Strangelove character, or just referencing that city?

[tweakstick]

^^^Ref to:

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[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Uh-Oh! -- a Turd in the punch bowl! :lmao

Welcome, my friend!

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

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[White Orchid]

Welcome Turd! Grab a club and join the bashing! You have friends here.

:welcometoco

[AFN_Weasel]

I'm glad you decided to join us. Welcome!

:welcometoco

[NiggerHater]

:welcome

[Ignatow]

Welcome Turd!

[Odin's balls]

Welcome to the chimpout! :)

[jenkemfactory]

You sound like you've got potential!

Welcome!
Welcome, fellow basher.

Hope you had a white Christmas,

[Groid_Rage]

Welcome Turd. I just read that nigger fuxxated St Louis next door is the murder capital of the USA

[Buck Simian]

That name...... :rofl

[Whitey Ford]

Niggers are the turds in the punchbowl of humanity! Welcome aboard.
https://i.imgur.com/LTjgaXl.jpg

[haywood]

Greetings fellow chimpers!

Longtime lurker checking in from quite possibly the whitest and reddest places in the United States (woohoo!), which unfortunately is also just an hour and a half away from two of the biggest nigger shitholes in the midwest.

I finally figured out how to register on my mobile (switching to full site mode) the other day while browsing the site during my break after our resident sheboon at work had herself a little chimpout over two pieces of broasted chicken not being the same size. Oh boy did I have a big belly laugh at that one. Luckily, I only know of two nigs in our entire county and the one I have to work with is generally a fairly tame one whose worst offenses are usually limited to excessively loud ooking while speaking. So I have it pretty good.

Anyways, I've got to sign off for now. Time for me to go to work. Millions of niggers on welfare are depending on me.

- Turd Ferguson

Welcome!!

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Welcome to the site, from the whitest AND dumbest state in the 13 Original Colonies: New Hampshire. Enjoy the bashing, Turd Ferguson. :lol