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jenkemfactory
12-30-2019, 10:24 AM
Barf!
I don't know which is uglier the whore or the mutt!

Fasten your seat belts, here is Mad Donna and her ugly mutt:
https://amp.tmz.com/2019/12/30/madonna-25-year-old-boyfriend-dancer-getting-serious/

I don't care for the story. I'm just examining the specimens. Think of how a paleontologist looks at dinosaur coprolite.
CreepyAssNigger
12-30-2019, 01:00 PM
That coalburner is a disgrace to the human species.
haywood
12-30-2019, 05:17 PM
Barf!
I don't know which is uglier the whore or the mutt!

Fasten your seat belts, here is Mad Donna and her ugly mutt:
https://amp.tmz.com/2019/12/30/madonna-25-year-old-boyfriend-dancer-getting-serious/

I don't care for the story. I'm just examining the specimens. Think of how a paleontologist looks at dinosaur coprolite.

One of the most DISGUSTING coalburners of ALL time!!
IseDaDiva
12-30-2019, 07:42 PM
So, she went from this

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to this:

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Desperation is an ugly thing. Maybe she wants to get Nicole Simpson'd and be put out of her misery.
CreepyAssNigger
12-30-2019, 08:34 PM
The nigger buck doesn't look too happy.

It probably knows it could do better than Madonna.
tweakstick
12-30-2019, 09:57 PM
The nigger buck doesn't look too happy.

It probably knows it could do better than Madonna.

If you were Madonna's boy toy gigolo, pet monkey or not, would you look happy knowing what foul duties you had to look forward to later that night? I'd rather be a fish monger on an August day, everyday, than have to go home to that.
AFN_Weasel
12-31-2019, 06:20 AM
Madonna is nothing but a disgusting coalburning slut. And no matter how rich she is, she will pay the price for her actions.
Odin's balls
12-31-2019, 07:30 AM
If you were Madonna's boy toy gigolo, pet monkey or not, would you look happy knowing what foul duties you had to look forward to later that night? I'd rather be a fish monger on an August day, everyday, than have to go home to that.

I wouldn't touch that skank with someone else's.

That buck looks miserable because it knows it is going to be like waving a chipolata in the Albert hall.
tweakstick
12-31-2019, 08:44 AM
I wouldn't touch that skank with someone else's.

That buck looks miserable because it knows it is going to be like waving a chipolata in the Albert hall.

I'll go ahead and Americanize that one for everyone on this side of the pond:
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Having sex wit a black woman iz like throwing a hot dog down a hallway!


Ok, Wookie Moldturd should be wearing whiteface there but you get the idea!:D
Sheboon DeLuxe
12-31-2019, 10:44 AM
I'll go ahead and Americanize that one for everyone on this side of the pond.

Or a BB rolling down a 4-lane highway.
Mentat of House Atreides
12-31-2019, 11:42 AM
Madonna is nothing but a disgusting coalburning slut. And no matter how rich she is, she will pay the price for her actions.

A-fucking-men! This past November Slutdonna had to cancel a show due to "overwhelming pain"! The nigger jizz must be catching up with her!

https://nypost.com/2019/11/27/madonna-cancels-more-madame-x-shows-due-to-overwhelming-pain/
CreepyAssNigger
12-31-2019, 01:07 PM
A-fucking-men! This past November Slutdonna had to cancel a show due to "overwhelming pain"! The nigger jizz must be catching up with her!

https://nypost.com/2019/11/27/madonna-cancels-more-madame-x-shows-due-to-overwhelming-pain/

Or THIS might also be causing problems for her:

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/301780-madonna-pledges-oral-sex-for-clinton-voters
Mentat of House Atreides
01-03-2020, 11:29 AM
Or THIS might also be causing problems for her:

https://thehill.com/blogs/in-the-know/301780-madonna-pledges-oral-sex-for-clinton-voters

Ewwwwww!
tweakstick
01-03-2020, 12:20 PM
Ewwwwww!

Her music has always sucked ass which for me was enough of a boner-killer all by itself but even my fifteen year old self, horny as I was, would have broken free of irons chained to the floor to slap her nasty chimp ***guzzling chops away from me even if she offered me a Goodyear steel-belted full body condom.

I thought she was a whore the very first time I ever saw her on Friday Night Videos as a kid long before I knew about her filthy coalburning ways.

I'm willing to bet the niggers love her so much because her bat-cave smells like a vintage bottle of 1968 Jenkem. That's probably the last year this hobag knew what "Like a Virgin" felt like. I'd be scared to see her naked for fear of contracting Herpeghonersyphilaidsconjuntivitis. That's when your eyeballs instantaneously explode with molten lesion lava incinerating everything in it's path.

EWWWWW enough for you? Too much? Sorry. I did mention I was in the Navy, right?