America's oldest nigger dies at 114

[Whitey Ford]

Oldest person in America, Alelia Murphy, dies at age 114


The oldest person in America — a Harlem resident born back when Theodore Roosevelt was president — has died, officials said Wednesday.

She was 114.

Alelia Murphy, who credited faith in God and abstaining from booze for her long lifespan, passed away on Saturday, according to a healthcare workers union her daughter belongs to.

“It is with great sadness that we share news of the passing of Mrs. Aleila Murphy,” the 1199 SEIU said in tweet. “Mrs. Murphy was the oldest living American, having celebrated her 114th birthday in July, surrounded by her family, friends, community leaders, & members of our AFRAM Caucus.”

https://nypost.com/2019/11/27/oldest-person-in-america-alelia-murphy-dies-at-age-114/

[CreepyAssNigger]

That nigger died 114 years too late.

In nigger years, that's like the equivalent of 7,000 human years.

And it probably crapped out at least 300 niglets.

[Bottle_of_Hate]

Is that a bed sheet covered in pennies? I bet it is one penny for every unique nigger buck that it slept with in the last year of its life.

[jenkemfactory]

I read an account of a nigger who was 130 years old. One nigger claimed to be 300 years old. Niggers have no concept of numbers.
Niggers are rarely over 30.

[Cracka Jack]

And it NEVER contributed anything of value to society. The End.

[CreepyAssNigger]

I would think most humans over the age of 100, and God forbid, over the age of 1,000, would be eager to die.

That being said, if it were possible to use CRISPR technology to maintain my body in its current state, or in a better state, for several millennium, I would be okay with that. Then again, since I am sterile, I might as well have my mind transferred into a machine body and used as a military bot.

I actually did serve in the military for some time, and I am strangely okay with the idea. I voluntarily served with the intent of protecting humans at one time, and I wouldn't mind doing it again.

I find the idea of getting to experience the future interesting now that humans are actually doing something worth observing.

[Sandy]

That nigger died 114 years too late.

In nigger years, that's like the equivalent of 7,000 human years.

And it probably crapped out at least 300 niglets.

One million, seven hundred seventy one thousand, five hundred sixty one niglets. That's assuming one sow, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve years.

[tweakstick]

One million, seven hundred seventy one thousand, five hundred sixty one niglets. That's assuming one sow, multiplying with an average litter of ten, producing a new generation every twelve years.


:picard
I see what you did there!


Damn tribbles. Cute and furry when they're small till they eat everything in sight and you realize they serve no real purpose but to breed and take up space. Should have flushed them out the airlock when we had the chance!

[SC Anemia]

Probably doesn't smell any worse than it did 113 years ago.

[Ignatow]

Send that useless nigger back in time to the slavery era where it belongs

[UpYoursNigger]

Story headline should be oldest retired farm equipment dies:lmao

[MineEvolved]

Probably felt cheated too, for not being able to collect welfare until 1965.

[Mentat of House Atreides]

AFT!