tweakstick
11-10-2019, 12:56 PM
I've been trying my best to avoid any nog interactions for a while and I've been lucky enough to be spared for a while. This one was to funny to forget.
We went to McNiggers the other night to buy the kiddos some hot chocolate as the cold front had set in during the our HS football game last Friday night and concessions ran out during the first quarter. While waiting for our order, there was a female teenigger trying to coral a half a dozen snigglet turds running around with all the obligatory ooks, eeks and shrieks that go with it and not one single adult chimp in sight. After about five minutes of the monkeyshines, one of the youngest female chimps climbed on top of a table and started some tribal dancing lookeemeez. At this point the teenigger in charge called it down by name. "FEELASHIO - getcho azz downz from dayuhh!"
That's right. That was it's name. I shit you guys not. That little monkey's parents named it after a blow job.
I'm telling you guys - don't drink a soda when you hear something like that. It really burns when it comes out of your nose.
We went to McNiggers the other night to buy the kiddos some hot chocolate as the cold front had set in during the our HS football game last Friday night and concessions ran out during the first quarter. While waiting for our order, there was a female teenigger trying to coral a half a dozen snigglet turds running around with all the obligatory ooks, eeks and shrieks that go with it and not one single adult chimp in sight. After about five minutes of the monkeyshines, one of the youngest female chimps climbed on top of a table and started some tribal dancing lookeemeez. At this point the teenigger in charge called it down by name. "FEELASHIO - getcho azz downz from dayuhh!"
That's right. That was it's name. I shit you guys not. That little monkey's parents named it after a blow job.
I'm telling you guys - don't drink a soda when you hear something like that. It really burns when it comes out of your nose.