From PBS comes a 100% niggerized "Much Ado About Nothing"

[Sandy]

I'm surprised they didn't keep at least one role white, Beatrice, so that with mudsharking it'll be made as vile as possible.

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[Sandy]

Beneshawno: Sheeit, muhfuggas, dat dat sow shit me out, I gibs props
Dat dat sow din spen some dat welfare dollas on me, I gibs props too
But sheeit, I ain gon muh dikk no woman no more
Cuz dat last time I gibs one trust, dat was a tranny!
So sheeit, I be always a down low muhfuggah, maign

Don Pedrovius: Muhfuggah, befoh I gets capped or sheeit,
I gonna see you muh dikk a ho again

Beneshawno: Ain no way, muhfuggah!
Proobs I gets more from a ho dat I gets from the downlow,
Or shootin' up dat smack or doin' a few lines,
An you cans hang up muh dikk at dat local ho house

[Sandy]

We haven't had cable in years. This is OTA broadcasting. Sometimes PBS has good stuff, but rare these days.

[IseDaDiva]

Beneshawno: Sheeit, muhfuggas, dat dat sow shit me out, I gibs props
Dat dat sow din spen some dat welfare dollas on me, I gibs props too
But sheeit, I ain gon muh dikk no woman no more
Cuz dat last time I gibs one trust, dat was a tranny!
So sheeit, I be always a down low muhfuggah, maign

Don Pedrovius: Muhfuggah, befoh I gets capped or sheeit,
I gonna see you muh dikk a ho again

Beneshawno: Ain no way, muhfuggah!
Proobs I gets more from a ho dat I gets from the downlow,
Or shootin' up dat smack or doin' a few lines,
An you cans hang up muh dikk at dat local ho house

My memory is not the best. Is that the way William Shakespeare wrote it? :rofl

[Allah the Pig-Fucker]

Shakespeare would turn in his grave if he knew that one of his masterpieces was so badly desecrated.