Today I Saw a Unicorn

[SC Anemia]

I went to a higher end grocery store this afternoon because I had a taste for some things they wouldn't carry at my local shitbox store and I'm sure as fuck not going to NigMart 3 days after welfare day.

Yes I do have crippled plates on my vehicle and occasionally I use them. I'm getting old and have knee replacements in both legs.

Anyway, I pulled up and parked up front and center in a gimp parking spot. I wasn't all the way out of my car when some little lot monkey comes knuckling over at a pretty good clip for a simian.

"Suh, 'scuze me suh, do you needs a cart?"

Holy shit, I've never even had a white kid run up to me with a cart.
This kid couldn't have been but barely old enough for a work permit.

Turns out the same little ape also bagged my groceries and had the sense whipped into it to actually put my ice cream into an extra plastic bag before he put it in the paper one.

I pay the cashier and turn to leave and Sambo asks "can ize hep you out with these suh?"

Uh....nope, thanks. I almost tipped the little organ grinder. NAW, who am I kidding! :lol

All I could think was that this little ape must have had a silverback at home with the breeding sow. Stranger things have happened I guess.

[Cracka Jack]

And then you woke up... right? :lol

[Bottle_of_Hate]

The high end grocery store here has ZERO niggers working there and I don't recall ever seeing one shop there. They are great but they are pricier than whole foods. But, their stuff is awesome. If you ask for something you will get exactly what you ask for. I only go there when I want a great cut of meat or for fresh fish. Great service and they have EVERYTHING you could want when it comes to a specialty item, spice, kind of beer/alchohol, etc. But you will pay for that service.

[haywood]

The high end grocery store here has ZERO niggers working there and I don't recall ever seeing one shop there. They are great but they are pricier than whole foods. But, their stuff is awesome. If you ask for something you will get exactly what you ask for. I only go there when I want a great cut of meat or for fresh fish. Great service and they have EVERYTHING you could want when it comes to a specialty item, spice, kind of beer/alchohol, etc. But you will pay for that service.

It's worth paying a higher price to avoid NIGGERS!!!!

[SC Anemia]

The high end grocery store here has ZERO niggers working there and I don't recall ever seeing one shop there. They are great but they are pricier than whole foods. But, their stuff is awesome. If you ask for something you will get exactly what you ask for. I only go there when I want a great cut of meat or for fresh fish. Great service and they have EVERYTHING you could want when it comes to a specialty item, spice, kind of beer/alchohol, etc. But you will pay for that service.

That's exactly why I went there. I was thinking about a t-bone on the grill while the weather is still good and the other day, sauerkraut with polish sausage just popped into my head out of nowhere.
Neither of which am I going to find at my local messican market or Nigmart. I'd never seen a nigger there either. In fact that nigger had to be an import. We have a shit-ton of messicans but virtually zero spooks here. They're REALLY out of place in this town.

*actually the messican market might have a t-bone but $100 says it's not USDA. I dont buy meats there.

[IseDaDiva]

"Suh, 'scuze me suh, do you needs a cart?"

Someone must have told its mammy that niggers doing anything that is not violent and evil get international news coverage and lots of gibs so she told him, "DaVontavius, get yo' black ass out dere and do sumpin good fer one o' dem muhfuggin crackers!"

[White Orchid]

The high end grocery store here has ZERO niggers working there and I don't recall ever seeing one shop there. They are great but they are pricier than whole foods. But, their stuff is awesome. If you ask for something you will get exactly what you ask for. I only go there when I want a great cut of meat or for fresh fish. Great service and they have EVERYTHING you could want when it comes to a specialty item, spice, kind of beer/alchohol, etc. But you will pay for that service.

Any price is worth avoiding the groid

[Cracka Jack]

When you said nigger unicorn, I thought of an avatar photo a member on the old site had. A bald headed buck with an enormous bulge smack dab in the middle of it's five head. Thought I had a copy, but I don't. Anyone got that pic?

[SC Anemia]

I meant unicorn as in the mythical beast. Something that doesn't exist. Similar to a useful, helpful and polite nigger....mythical.

Seriously, that kid was impeccably dressed, had a very conservative, 60's style negro haircut, loafers and if I didn't know better, the dementia has finally taken hold and I'm seeing things. :lol

[Ignatow]

That's exactly why I went there. I was thinking about a t-bone on the grill while the weather is still good and the other day, sauerkraut with polish sausage just popped into my head out of nowhere.
Neither of which am I going to find at my local messican market or Nigmart. I'd never seen a nigger there either. In fact that nigger had to be an import. We have a shit-ton of messicans but virtually zero spooks here. They're REALLY out of place in this town.

*actually the messican market might have a t-bone but $100 says it's not USDA. I dont buy meats there.


Funny, I've been meaning to eat Usinger's sausage with Claussen sauerkraut since last week, but ended up with a porterhouse Saturday. Yeah, Messicans markets, I suspect, sell ungraded beef from messico. I don't see USDA anywhere, let alone choice or prime. But, for taco meat, I'm sure their cuts would suffice. I don't make any kind of taco at home.

As for the "polite" nigger, just think, for every one who is at least trying to act as a human, there's 10,000 savages as violent and as ugly as can be. A momentary aberration, but pretty soon, it's nature will come out.

[nigfreewisconsin]

Probably had lots of instruction from a cuck libtard. THey love using these little nogs as an example. "See not so different".

OK, even if .00001% of nigs isn't rotten and evil, let me put it this way. If I hand you a bag of M&Ms, offer a handful, then mention one M&M, somewhere in the bag, is poisoned, you gonna grab a handful, figuring odds in your favor? Hell no. Toss the whole bag in the trash! Now lets say the whole bag except MAYBE one is poisoned. That's how it is with niggers.

Sooner or later the savage beast comes out. Not if. When.

[SC Anemia]

SCA you heartless old bastard. you could have at least thrown the "unicorn nigger" a banana :lol

Aw shit, ya got me figured out. :lol


https://youtu.be/gJEkSGnZiIA

[White Orchid]

Aw shit, ya got me figured out. :lol


https://youtu.be/gJEkSGnZiIA

Notice it throws shit when it doesn't get any more bananas

[IseDaDiva]

When you said nigger unicorn, I thought of an avatar photo a member on the old site had. A bald headed buck with an enormous bulge smack dab in the middle of it's five head. Thought I had a copy, but I don't. Anyone got that pic?

I don't have a bald one, but will this do?

9604

[tweakstick]

I don't have a bald one, but will this do?

9604

That would be the intergalactic brain slug bloated from starvation and dying. He're another pic:

9605

[Cracka Jack]

I don't have a bald one, but will this do?

9604


:lol Why not!

[IseDaDiva]

:lol Why not!

They pretty much all look alike, after all, except some are even uglier than others.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

... I'm getting old and have knee replacements in both legs.

Thanks a lot! Now I feel guilty about all the whining I've been doing about my arm!

Oh -- and LMMFLWAO @ "little organ grinder"... :lmao

[UpYoursNigger]

Wait SC, the nigger bagged your groceries?9633 I want the entire lot of groceries , scrubbed, sterilized, and disinfected!!!!!

[SC Anemia]

Thanks a lot! Now I feel guilty about all the whining I've been doing about my arm!

Oh -- and LMMFLWAO @ "little organ grinder"... :lmao

And guess what...after nearly 40 years they finally caved-in and gave me a service connected percentage. Bastards!

9634

[Tar Remover]

HA! A Unicoon!:lol

[tweakstick]

HA! A Unicoon!:lol

:rofl:rofl:rofl

I can't believe no-one thought of that one sooner!

Especially ME!9828

I just need to find one with rainbow colored chicken laygz shooting out of it's ass.

[Tar Remover]

:rofl:rofl:rofl

I can't believe no-one thought of that one sooner!

Especially ME!9828

I just need to find one with rainbow colored chicken laygz shooting out of it's ass.:lol That's awesome!

[Coon Club Road]

... "I almost tipped the little organ grinder."


One liner of the day award! :thumb

[Jim Crow]

That’s the same kind of little nigger that will date some idiot liberal’s white daughter and kill her.Never trust a nigger, especially when it acts like it has manners.It’s true criminal instinct will eventually shine through.

[DaveInTexas]

That nigger had a good Human handler