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[Cat fur allergic]

Paris Knife Attacker Converted to Islam 18 Months Before Attack: Report


https://www.yahoo.com/news/paris-knife-attacker-converted-islam-181402692.html

[MineEvolved]

Deaf convert to Asslift couldn't handle the female supervisor telling him to get along with the other female employees, stabs 4 officers to death. Fortunately, the French didn't drop the rifles this time.


A deaf civilian police worker who had recently converted to Islam was shot dead in Paris today after murdering four colleagues with a ceramic knife following a 'dispute over working with female colleagues'.

Michael Harpon, 45, caused the bloodbath in the French capital's historic Police Prefecture, next door to Notre Dame Cathedral.

Investigators have not ruled out a possible terrorist motivation for the Thursday afternoon attack, which left a woman and three men dead.

All were repeatedly stabbed by Harpon, who had worked in the IT department at the Prefecture since 2003, in the worst loss of French police lives in a single day since World War II. (doesn't the comparison just drip with irony?)

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7533375/Knifeman-attacks-police-officers-Paris-police-station.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7533375/Knifeman-attacks-police-officers-Paris-police-station.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

[IseDaDiva]

No picture or name of course. He had worked there since 2003.


The source said the suspect had been a recent convert to Islam but there was no information suggesting the attack was religiously motivated.

Yeah, okay. Why would anyone think someone would start getting super stabby after converting to the religion of peace?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/paris-knife-attack-4-killed-police-headquarters-today-2019-10-03/

[haywood]

Deaf convert to Asslift couldn't handle the female supervisor telling him to get along with the other female employees, stabs 4 officers to death. Fortunately, the French didn't drop the rifles this time.



https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7533375/Knifeman-attacks-police-officers-Paris-police-station.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed (https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7533375/Knifeman-attacks-police-officers-Paris-police-station.html?ns_mchannel=rss&ico=taboola_feed)

An asslift convert gets it's batwings. That's the one good thing about this story.

[Cracka Jack]

In September, British church leaders called for the government to “take urgent measures to promote the sale of safe kitchen knife designs and restrict those designs which have been used in so many acts of violence.”

Really...?

[IseDaDiva]

“take urgent measures to promote the sale of safe kitchen knife designs and restrict those designs which have been used in so many acts of violence.”

Gee, it's tragic how so many Brits have taken to using knives and machetes in acts of random violence. Yes, curb knife sales. That's the problem.

[SC Anemia]

Gee, it's tragic how so many Brits have taken to using knives and machetes in acts of random violence. Yes, curb knife sales. That's the problem.

Actually, it's the assault knives that are the problem. The ones with the high capacity handles.

[IseDaDiva]

Actually, it's the assault knives that are the problem.

Yeah, and it's coincidental they're being wielded by Muzzies and Niggergerians. We need to get Gordon Ramsay to start issuing permits for those assault kitchen knives.

BTW, who is that nigger in your avatar? He's very annoying.

[SC Anemia]

BTW, who is that nigger in your avatar? He's very annoying.

Very annoying? Says the woman with Miss Thang as her avatar. :lol

That ma'am is Marlon Wayans. He's a pretty funny nigger as far as I can stand niggers. That picture is a screenshot from the movie "Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood" yeah...that's the title. In the movie, he be Loc Dog. Also where I came up with this smiley gif.

:ohjeebus


https://youtu.be/xNN7PVAU_UU

"Dashiki" dat be swahili for doggy style. :lol

[IseDaDiva]

"Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood"

Is that a documentary? :lol


Says the woman with Miss Thang as her avatar.
Yeah, I'm thinking of retiring her and finding a new sista.