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Whitey Ford
10-02-2019, 10:16 PM
'I know love is real': why is stunning comic Nicole Byer still single?
In her Why Won’t You Date Me? podcast, the presenter and actor speaks with unusual candour about her search for a partner. She talks about racist algorithms, people’s fear of rejection – and the difficulties of dating in LA

https://i.imgur.com/shyW2kw.jpg


The fact that Byer has been single her whole life is baffling; she is beautiful, hilarious, warm and in every other area seems pretty close to taking over the world. She is the host of the popular and extremely silly baking show Nailed It, on Netflix, in which contestants who are not exactly capable bakers are asked to make, say, a cake in the shape of Napoleon or a phenomenally lifelike shark. Since taking her first improv class in 2008, Byer has had roles on 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live; she has written and starred in her own semi-autobiographical comedy show Loosely Exactly Nicole for MTV, and later Facebook; and, this year, her standup special was released on Netflix.

On the podcast, Byer is hilarious and boisterous. Her guests critique her dating app profiles, often expressing particular admiration for a picture that shows her climbing up a bookshelf in a catsuit. She talks about sex toys and sex acts, pornography and pole dancing – as well as her conversations with her therapist.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/sep/30/i-know-love-is-real-why-is-stunning-comic-nicole-byer-still-single

SC Anemia
10-02-2019, 11:41 PM
On the podcast, Byer is hilarious and boisterous.....She talks about sex toys and sex acts, pornography and pole dancing...

Yeah, a real class act and about 350 on the hoof. I cant imagine why all the boys aren't beating a path to her door.

:facepalm

haywood
10-03-2019, 10:09 AM
'I know love is real': why is stunning comic Nicole Byer still single?
In her Why Won’t You Date Me? podcast, the presenter and actor speaks with unusual candour about her search for a partner. She talks about racist algorithms, people’s fear of rejection – and the difficulties of dating in LA

https://i.imgur.com/shyW2kw.jpg



https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/sep/30/i-know-love-is-real-why-is-stunning-comic-nicole-byer-still-single

Get a harpoon for that whale!!!!!!

White Orchid
10-03-2019, 11:11 AM
9156

IseDaDiva
10-03-2019, 12:07 PM
She couldn't even stop stuffing things into her piehole long enough to take that revolting picture.

Sudisease
10-03-2019, 02:22 PM
The sow wants to stop complaining. It's made a career out of being an obese slob. But I am surprised the bucks won't service it

SC Anemia
10-03-2019, 02:55 PM
The sow wants to stop complaining. It's made a career out of being an obese slob. But I am surprised the bucks won't service it

It says a lot that the bucks won't even hit that.

:sheeit

zagnut
10-03-2019, 03:11 PM
She needs to change the phrase on her shirt to, "you can always fuck a wrinkle!"

MineEvolved
10-03-2019, 11:54 PM
Bucks like fat white women. Doesn't work in reverse.

Midder Peenud Hayed
10-05-2019, 02:58 AM
Stunning...?

Stunning?

This sow is "stunning" in the same way the communists MSM told us 25 times a day that Big Mike (and its dangling dong...) was "stunning".

Being born a pro-Human advocate, naturally I find all niggers hideous. I could never find a sub-Human nigger sow in any way "stunning".

Ever!

I am so sick of leftists trying to brainwash the 87% Human population into thinking niggers are anything other than the definition of "ugliness".

Sandy
10-05-2019, 07:55 AM
Since taking her first improv class in 2008, Byer has had roles on 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live; she has written and starred in her own semi-autobiographical comedy show Loosely Exactly Nicole for MTV, and later Facebook; and, this year, her standup special was released on Netflix.

Talk about complete job failure: "roles on 30 Rock and Saturday Night Live" means it couldn't even make it in the unfunniest show despite apefirmative action, "written and starred in her own semi-autobiographical comedy show Loosely Exactly Nicole for MTV" for a failing cable network (not enough people watch for MTV to stay alive on its own, but like BET and ESPN you're forced to pay for it in a package price), to go from an MTV show to Facebook is the definition of LOSER, and "released on Netflix" is just more apefirmative action.