Stupid sheboon at duh zoo.

[tweakstick]

https://1010wins.radio.com/articles/woman-enters-exhibit-dances-front-lion-bronx-zoo

I'll bet that lion is thinking "You stupid nigger bitch... I've still got chunks of sheboons like you in my stool from before they brought me here from africoon."

He probably didn't eat her only because he gets a better tasting, less smelly diet at the zoo. Also, lions won't willingly ingest baff salts.

[IseDaDiva]

The lion could smell that sow and didn't want any part of its greasy, oily, fat-laden flesh.

[SC Anemia]

I saw Ringling Brothers about 6 months before they finally shut down, before the show you could 'visit' the animals about an hour earlier in their enclosures. That's the closest I've ever been to a lion and it was quite literally about 4 feet away with nothing more than a cyclone fence between us.

I remember that like it was yesterday and was shitting bricks at the time thinking that I wished the fence was more substantial. I dont think I've ever been reminded in such real-life terms how pathetic and vulnerable we are as humans.

This sow must have been high as fuck. Even livestock are smart enough to be terrified and make some distance.

I am however, disappointed with the lion.

[Sudisease]

It's fake news. Unfortunately there was a moat in front of the sheboon. It's a good thing, as much as it would have been wonderful to see the sheboon being choked out by the lion the lion would have been shot soon after. Niggers get their knowledge of wildlife from watching animated Disney movies

[Cracka Jack]

It's a damn shame someone didn't give that sow a swift kick in it's stinky monkey ass down into the moat....

[tweakstick]

It's fake news. Unfortunately there was a moat in front of the sheboon.


Visual perspective makes it a little hard for me to tell. Sure would have been nice though, to see that bad boy make a good college try at her, if for nothing else to see it shit itself. :cool:

[Cat fur allergic]

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-apparently-climbs-lions-exhibit-172154038.html


Woman apparently climbs into lion's exhibit, dances at Bronx Zoo


The lion seems defective!

[MineEvolved]

The lion seems defective!

No, it was probably smart enough to realize what happened the last time a nigger and a gorilla named Harambe were in close proximity to each other.

Even non-human apex predators can become victims of out of control niggardry and nigger love.

[jenkemfactory]

The lion knows, its not safe to be near niggers. They stink at the very least.
Mufasa was lucky it wasn't a male nigger or else he would have been sodomised.

[IseDaDiva]

No, it was probably smart enough to realize what happened the last time a nigger and a gorilla named Harambe were in close proximity to each other.

Exactly, and 10,000 niggers aren't worth the life of one lion.

[SC Anemia]

You guys remember the poachers in Wakanda who were eaten (mostly) by lions? The fact that they had to inventory body parts to figure out how many, and just what the lions ate... was hysterical.

And you guys are right, if the lion so much as scratched the nigger it would have been put down.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-44728507

[jenkemfactory]

Here's the chimp again.

https://nypost.com/2019/10/02/woman-who-climbed-into-bronx-zoo-lions-den-identified/

If you think about it, that nigger was part of the exhibit.

[SC Anemia]

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Myáh Lareé Israelite

The lion had good taste not to eat Miss Thang here. :lol

[IseDaDiva]

The lion was looking at that hideous sheboon exactly the way my cat looks at a toy he absolutely does not want to play with.

[Cracka Jack]

It would have been worth it to have one lion put down for eating a filthy nigger. Imagine how many radical environmentalist - PETA types would become woke that a precious animal died because of a filthy nigger.

[IseDaDiva]

Well, we can always watch this - which never gets old and is right up there with the nigger-dumping scene in Amistad - and enjoy the screeching of the nogs and asslifters.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1RR7PVBX9U

[MineEvolved]

This thread reminds me of one of the greatest hoaxes of the 2000's....anyone remember the Cambodian Midget Fighting League? Hilarious.

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[Cracka Jack]

And now as it's on the hind-paw evading police, it has posted total nigger babble cRap video on Instagram. :lol

https://nypost.com/2019/10/04/bronx-zoo-lion-lady-posts-rap-on-instagram-while-cops-hunt-for-her/


“If I walked in the lion den, do you think for one second I’m scared of a handcuff, I’m scared of a jail cell?” she babbled on Instagram while nibbling a spinach leaf and sporting a crown of twigs. “And I’m not eating your food if y’all lock me up.” :lol

[IseDaDiva]

“And I’m not eating your food if y’all lock me up.”

Lock it up! Stupid, babbling, useless waste of oxygen sheboon.

[Rape Ape]

As satisfying as it would have been to video some zookeepers shoveling some extra greasy and smelly lion crap the next day, the poor lion would have had to lick its ass for a month to get the taste out, even if it wasn't shot for doing what lions do best to niggers.

[Rape Ape]

Well, we can always watch this - which never gets old and is right up there with the nigger-dumping scene in Amistad - and enjoy the screeching of the nogs and asslifters.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1RR7PVBX9U

:rofl
Lawsy! Dat lion sho' do likes him sum dark meat!