Josiah rockfishes just in time to miss the first day of school

[Sandy]

SPRING LAKE — The body of a Ewing teen who was presumed drowned in the rough surf of the Atlantic Ocean off the Brighton Avenue Beach was discovered by police about eight blocks away.

Josiah Jeremiah Robison, 15, and his sister got caught in the ocean current Sunday afternoon while swimming off Brighton Avenue Beach. While Josiah's sister was rescued by a passer-by, her brother never resurfaced.


Wednesday would have been Robison's first day of his sophomore year at Ewing High School.

https://nj1015.com/teens-body-found-8-blocks-from-spring-lake-beach-where-he-went-under/

Whoever uploaded the picture named it boy.jpg. :lmao

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[SC Anemia]

got caught in the ocean current Sunday afternoon while swimming off Brighton Avenue Beach.

Apparently not well enough. Also, that's a mighty fine shack in the background.

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[TheOrganGrinder]

"...was discovered by police about eight blocks away."

This rockfish sunk so fast it was found only 8 blocks away in "the rough surf of the Atlantic Ocean", after "he and his sister got caught in the ocean current".

That must be a new record for the Simian dive team!!!

And I'm still laughing at "boy.jpg" :lol

[Sandy]

Jo-si-ah was a rockfish
It wasn't no friend of mine
I never understood what that teenaper said
As it chugged Mad Dog 40 wine
Sing it

Joy to the world
All the boys and girls now
Saved at the school from that nig's TNB
And joy to you and me