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Sandy
09-04-2019, 10:53 PM
The article mentions the new worst movie line of all time: that Idris nigger says in the new Hobbs & Shaw movie, "I'm tha black Supahman!"

So we'll have a Supernig able to muh dikk a hundred women in a single bound, lift a sow over its head, and faster than a speeding police car. It can join up with DaWayne Bruce, the son of a billionaire cRapper and talk show host who were brutally gunned down in a gang attack. It goes without saying, Lois Lane and Selina Kyle would stay white.


Idris Elba is already the black Superman; now we’ve got to start thinking about which actor will don the cape and cowl to play the black Batman. (Still looking at you, Michael B. Jordan.) Online rumors are suggesting that DC Comics is planning to introduce a new Caped Crusader in 2020, one who will embody the changing complexion of superheroes that has resulted in the fresh and exciting takes on familiar characters we’ve recently seen on both the big screen and in the pages of comic books. The news comes even as Robert Pattinson has been announced as putting on the utility belt for Matt Reeves’s relaunch of the Batman feature film franchise, due in theaters in 2021.

Of course, Sony’s Oscar-winning hit Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse showed how two (or more!) different versions of a beloved hero can exist side-by-side in multiplexes. And Joaquin Phoenix’s upcoming Joker movie currently exists outside of established DC Extended Universe continuity — a path that future Batman-adjacent movies could follow.

https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/black-batman-dc-comics-211230576.html

On a related note, one thing that really pisses me off about the new Batgirl shit is when Supergirl says they make a good team, and Batgirl says, "World's finest." What a theft of a great line.

Bottle_of_Hate
09-05-2019, 09:09 AM
Batnig will still see it's rocket scientist, doctor, philanthropist, community leader, "father" gunned down by an evil YT.

DC is on thin ice when it comes to movie adaptations. Having a nigger be batman would probably be the last nail in the coffin.

IseDaDiva
09-05-2019, 11:49 PM
A nigger Batman. :lol

Change it to Batwing.

Batwing and Robbin'.

Buck Simian
09-06-2019, 08:34 AM
If Hollywood is simply trying to be diverse this is hardly getting it. Simply being black male Batman is not nearly edgy enough these days. Diversity is our strength! Here are some examples of updating the Batman character to get with the times:

Gay Batman:
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Handicapped Batman:
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Muslim Batman:
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And of course Dog Batman:
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IseDaDiva
09-06-2019, 10:41 AM
Plus-sized, cross-dressing Batman.

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