View Full Version : 1300lb sandmonkey ordered by Saudi Arabia HNIC to lose weight, has to be forklifted out of home
Whitey Ford
08-28-2019, 03:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvHlSb6G4Vg
DJ Stoopnig
08-28-2019, 05:51 PM
Amazing, but as they said in the video there was one who was even heavier: John Minnoch.
Jon Brower Minnoch (September 29, 1941 – September 10, 1983) was an American man who, at his peak weight, was the heaviest human being ever recorded, weighing 1,400 lb (635 kilograms; 100 stone). This additionally makes him the largest known primate ever to have lived, exceeding the upper estimated size of Gigantopithecus
...he broke a record for the greatest difference in weight between a married couple when he married his 110-lb (50 kg) wife Jeannette and later fathered two children.
How the fuck did he do that? And how did he find a fucking wife?
:duh
Cracka Jack
08-28-2019, 07:42 PM
That would make an awful lot of candles, or soap.
Bottle_of_Hate
08-28-2019, 07:57 PM
110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.
DJ Stoopnig
08-28-2019, 08:06 PM
...and what's with the table cloths on their heads?
8675
Midder Peenud Hayed
08-28-2019, 08:12 PM
110 pound wife? I bet he takes a shit that size.
LMMFLWAO!!!
:rofl
SC Anemia
08-28-2019, 08:23 PM
And how did he find a fucking wife?
A disability check.
Oh wait, Saudi...never mind.
DJ Stoopnig
08-28-2019, 08:24 PM
A disability check.
Man I need to get one of those.
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