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04-19-2019, 01:50 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6937863/3-year-sentence-faking-kidnapping-4-500.html
Sharday Thomas’ fake kidnap plan unraveled when its former employer realized, “Who the fuck would think they could get $4,500 for this worthless coon? Hell, I only pay her a bag of peanuts and half a bunch of bananas every two weeks, and maybe a watermelon at Christmas as long as it cleans up its own poop”.
Its “sail foam” was searched and the self-incriminating texts of bix nood coon speak threats to the employer were discovered. How the employer figured out what the fuck they were supposed to mean is anybody’s guess, but ultimately whitey GPS juju tracked down the scheming boon, whose preferred gender pronouns are unknown at this time.
It’s just unfortunate the subhuman didn’t carry through on its 'No cops or she die' threat and shot itself,
But you know damn well it would have missed any vital organs if it was able to put a bullet between its bug eyes anyway.
Sharday Thomas’ fake kidnap plan unraveled when its former employer realized, “Who the fuck would think they could get $4,500 for this worthless coon? Hell, I only pay her a bag of peanuts and half a bunch of bananas every two weeks, and maybe a watermelon at Christmas as long as it cleans up its own poop”.
Its “sail foam” was searched and the self-incriminating texts of bix nood coon speak threats to the employer were discovered. How the employer figured out what the fuck they were supposed to mean is anybody’s guess, but ultimately whitey GPS juju tracked down the scheming boon, whose preferred gender pronouns are unknown at this time.
It’s just unfortunate the subhuman didn’t carry through on its 'No cops or she die' threat and shot itself,
But you know damn well it would have missed any vital organs if it was able to put a bullet between its bug eyes anyway.