Tech support

[jenkemfactory]

Short story, no drama.

I was talking to this desktop support guy at work on my lunch break.
We have just a few niggers in the company.
He tells me 90% of the support calls come from........two niggers.

[SC Anemia]

What dis button do? :sheeit

[jenkemfactory]

yes, exactly.
I am a few offices down from the support guy.
I hear this.
All day long, it's 'yes, Mr. nigger, I'll take a look at the printer'.
'ok sheboon maam, I'll check out your email client and your mouse'.
The company obviously has to hire one nigger male and one nigger female.

[jenkemfactory]

we have currently two technical niggers. the few others, one is in non-computer and the rest are part time trash takers and toilet scrubbers.

[Chimpwhipper]

My cousin's ex husband worked at a U-rent kind of place. He told me that the more shiny buttons and flashing lights a stereo had, the better niggers liked it, even if they didn't know what any of it was for. I imagine that computers hold the same fascinating place in their BB brains.

[jenkemfactory]

I remember back in the 1990s, this nigger sat at a windows NT 4 terminal for over an hour because he could not log in. Boy I wish I had a cellphone camera back then.

So, yeah, I can image how shiny things make a nigger feel special.

[Ignatow]

What kind of bix nood do the niggers need to use computers?

[jenkemfactory]

What kind of bix nood do the niggers need to use computers?

some years later, there was this other nigger who openly watched porn all the time.
this was back when computers were big and heavy and monitors were typically 14 inches and weight as much as a small refrigerator.
so it wan not something you could hide.

today, computers are catered to retarded animals.

[SC Anemia]

today, computers are catered to retarded animals.

You're telling me...this afternoon I Bluetooth linked a little black box plugged into the to ODB2 data port on my car with my phone. It gave me real-time data from the ECM (engine control module).

It gave me figures on fuel trim, timing, rpm, coolant temp, TPS position, MAP and O2 sensors, evap systems, EGR and mass air flow data....all on my phone.

Not just the data but in both color graphs and simulated analog gauges.

Imagine explaining to your grandfather how Bluetooth works, much less that your car talks to your phone. :lol

That shit is amazing (and so easy a caveman can do it).

[Cracka Jack]

I worked IT support for 13 years. At the last job, my manager suggested that I try to teach the token nigger how to do some of my work. Without hesitation I stated the it had no aptitude for the work.... I got scapegoated out of my job a couple years later by the nigger coddling manager. The nigger is still there being a token nigger.

I am much happier now.

[jenkemfactory]

You're telling me...this afternoon I Bluetooth linked a little black box plugged into the to ODB2 data port on my car
.....
That shit is amazing (and so easy a caveman can do it).

so easy even a nigger can use it.

[jenkemfactory]

I worked IT support for 13 years. At the last job, my manager suggested that I try to teach the token nigger how to do some of my work. Without hesitation I stated the it had no aptitude for the work.... I got scapegoated out of my job a couple years later by the nigger coddling manager. The nigger is still there being a token nigger.

I am much happier now.

I know how you feel man.
No, really, I know how you feel.

[Rape Ape]

Well, aside from the fact that niggers are so bug-fucking stupid to begin with that they can barely even use a Macintosh, I'd bet 90% of the problems they get are from malware from porn/muh-dik sites. I mean.. niggers, right?

[White Orchid]

Well, aside from the fact that niggers are so bug-fucking stupid to begin with that they can barely even use a Macintosh, I'd bet 90% of the problems they get are from malware from porn/muh-dik sites. I mean.. niggers, right?

Yep. They'd fuck up scrubbing a toilet.

[jenkemfactory]

Mr. Support guy told me another one on our break.
Just came back from lunch.
So, Mr. Support said about our token nigger intern.
This muhdikker is always on his phone. He asked Mr. Tech Support to go over and help him. Support man swears this nigger needs a video for everything. Support man spent over 1/2 an hour on youtube searching videos with/for him. He said the nigger won't read anything. He won't conceptualize anything. You know how you read step 1, step 2, then draw a picture in your head? Forget it.
Everything is a fucking video.

The other thing is that youtube is restricted as per company policy.
So it looks like Mr. Support is goofing off on company time.
My sympathy for when he might have to explain to his boss. Might, hopefully not. Maybe bossman will understand.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

In 2004, I got hired as an associate account rep' at the company I just left. I'm pretty sure I got the job because of my dad. He was at the Pentagon at the time, and even though he had zero to do with buying medical equipment, I absolutely gave my interviewers the impression he did :lol over the weeks I was being considered.

I can be shameless... :trumpdance

Anyway, I was hired to be an AAR in the Portland, OR division that worked all public and military contracts across the country. Of course, we couldn't even bid on those projects unless we had niggers in positions that no niggers should ever occupy.

I have written before about Babou -- the blackest Negro I have ever seen, and also the least offensive one I've ever known. He was from The Gambia in W. Africa. Those days, we were essentially peers. There was a nigger sow "project manager" named "Chantavia" (I shit you not!) who thought she was our boss. She was fat, dumb, smelled like monkey shit, and was pretty much a joke even to the other dozen or so niggers who "worked" within our group. More on her in a minute...

Those days, I was always too busy trying to build my career to worry about the token niggers. With the exception of Babou, not one nigger did a goddamn thing in that division. They sat at their desks and surfed the internet. They roamed around and had the same conversations over and over again. They constantly complained about everything. And of course, usually the "cause" of those complaints was "racism".

Portland is extremely liberal (even worse than Seattle) and this shit was taken seriously. About a year into the gig, we had to take seminars on how to "get along" and kowtow to niggers. I had many Asian colleagues and they just ignored it. Our boss -- basically the SVP position that I just left, was a chain-smoking Hong Kong chinamen who clearly did not care for niggers.

There was a nigger account rep' named "Terrell". Basically, his job was to fly all over the country and go to medical schools explaining programs our vendors had for training, etc... The entire time I was in that department, he never closed one file. At the time -- this was 2005, he probably made $60k +/-. Totally useless.

About 18 months into my run, my boss came to me and asked me to apply for an "account executive" position in the department within our division that served Asia, the western U.S., and the Pacific. That meant no more public contracts...

Fat nigger sow Chantavia made it clearly-known that it wanted the job. It was owed the job. I remember one afternoon sitting at my desk and the fat bitch walking around the floor on her "sail foam" bragging about flying to Asia "binness class".

A couple months went by. I was sent down to our (former) HQ in San Jose to interview three different times. Fat nigger sow Chantavia never got a call. She ooked and eeked to everyone (including me) about being passed over because it was a nigger. Our boss told her they were interviewing each candidate in order -- which was a total lie. I still chuckle about that one...

I was offered the job and immediately accepted. There would be about a 2 month transition as I needed to close out the open packages I was working in government bids.

One morning I came into the office and sheboon Chantavia walked up to me and stuck its finger in my face. "Ah been wit dis comnee fo' 9 years. Imma sue fo' bias becuz dey gabes dat job to a Whyte mens!"

I immediately went to HR and told them what had happened. The Asian gal, who was our HRM at the time, smiled at me and said, "Don't worry about it. She won't be here much longer..."

A few weeks later, when I was moving into my new digs, someone casually told me that Chatavia had been FIRED and escorted from the building. The bitch had been skimming from her discretionary account. Of course, the company didn't press charges, and as far as I know they didn't sue her for the stealing, but the shegroid did lose a very good job.

I went out to my lunch with my boss one day shortly after the Chatavia firing. He told me that she was never going to get a job where 50% of the time one was dealing with Asians. I have since seen this for myself in my 19 trips to Taiwan, Japan, and the ROK, but native Asians LOATHE niggers!

[White Orchid]

You have to give mad respect to Asians for despising niggers. Some of the Asian cuisine isn't bad either.

[jenkemfactory]

The problem is:
E. Asians can't stand stink.
Niggers stink.


It's racist to hold your nose
https://www.hongkongfp.com/2016/08/08/i-experience-video-shot-mtr-sparks-concerns-racial-discrimination/

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

You have to give mad respect to Asians for despising niggers. Some of the Asian cuisine isn't bad either.

Native Asians don't even try to hide their loathing of niggers -- especially the Taiwanese. It is well-known in the business world that a company who sends a nigger to do business in Asia will not be successful. Asians simply won't do business with niggers. They will exploit them, but they do not view them as peers.

[Tar Remover]

Oh God, I can't imagine why......

[Tar Remover]

we have currently two technical niggers. the few others, one is in non-computer and the rest are part time trash takers and toilet scrubbers.

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Because technically, they're niggers..........:lol

[jenkemfactory]

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Because technically, they're niggers..........:lol

They don't even clean toilets properly.

[Tar Remover]

They don't even clean toilets properly.

Well..... seeings as how they came out of one, they obviously wouldn't want to go back in.