Naked nogger

[Mushmouth]

Naked man allegedly runs onto Hwy 217, tries to jump onto passing vehicles

https://kcby.com/news/offbeat/naked-man-allegedly-runs-onto-hwy-217-tries-to-jump-onto-passing-vehicles

[Sandy]

Imagine being a young child in one of those cars. Yeah, it's a good lesson in the literal naked ape and its monkeyshines, but you could be scarred for life.

[Whitewheat]

Like Santa Claus you would just have to convince the child that the hairless ape had just escaped from the Zoo