Dumber Than a Stump

[SC Anemia]

I always knew niggers were stupid but some of that might have been that I've never really spent any time around one day-to-day.
Toby here at the house will axe me something or do something that makes me wonder how he even finds his way home.

He just got a car, a real nig-mobile. A 2003 Ford Taurus. What a hunk of shit. Because from time to time I might get something from Pick and Pull (recently a side marker cornering light assembly) he axed if I could look-up a part for him. He's internet challenged. Turns out he went to Pick and Pull for FLOOR MATS. (AutoZone beez too expensive)

:facepalm

Just now, he axed what the genie lamp light was for. NOT KIDDING. I mean I've seen a meme about that before but not in a million years thought anyone was actually that stupid. So I asked when it came on? He said "when I cut the key on". I said "you mean when you start it?" Nope, just with the ignition on.
I've noticed he's leaving an oil spot on the street next to the curb where he parks but don't think I'm going to say anything to him about it. Fuck him, how long could a used Taurus with 178,000 miles and an oil leak last anyway. :lol

Got a used car, has never checked the oil or had it changed but will buy used floor mats from a junkyard.

:facepalm

[UpYoursNigger]

Oh, from what i've heard, Niggers not changing the oil ever on their hooptie is very common. Tell the nigger when the genie light comes on, you're supposed to say whats the problem now genie?:lmao

[Boy]

I bet any money Toby bought that car from a used nigger car lot for 20 times what it's worth and with a finance rate of 29.9%

Then there's the burning question is how long will it be before Toby gets pulled over for NO insurance and suspended license :lol

[White Orchid]

Am I going to hell for laughing my ass off this entire thread?

Yes? Meh, don't care. :rofl

[animal mother]

It's true that niggers NEVER change the oil in their hoopties or if they do, they fuck it up. I once saw a nigger I worked with attempt to change oil. He filled the entire engine up with 10W40 until it came out of the filler cap. Of course I never said a word, just waited for the engine to seize up.

[Ignatow]

Niggers still have ape brains so any technology or science doesn't amount to anything. Average niggers have 60 IQ, so Toby must be around 30 IQ. They're dumb compared to us, but they're just who they are, animals ill-suited to civilization. Had there been any Sub-Saharan civilization other than a few mud huts?

[Sandy]

It's true that niggers NEVER change the oil in their hoopties or if they do, they fuck it up. I once saw a nigger I worked with attempt to change oil. He filled the entire engine up with 10W40 until it came out of the filler cap. Of course I never said a word, just waited for the engine to seize up.

:lmao It's a mentality equal to the youngest humans. If something's good, get as much of it as possible. Cars need oil, so put in lots of oil. Muh dikk, so more muh dikk.

[NotThatGuy]

Once watched a nigger dump a bottle of power steering fluid into his brake reservoir. Talked to him a few days later and he said his brakes locked up and he didn't know why, since he just added fluid.

[SC Anemia]

It's true that niggers NEVER change the oil in their hoopties or if they do, they fuck it up. I once saw a nigger I worked with attempt to change oil. He filled the entire engine up with 10W40 until it came out of the filler cap. Of course I never said a word, just waited for the engine to seize up.

Honest to God I had to tell him how to check his oil and I blew a perfect opportunity. I told him "with the engine off, pull the dipstick, wipe it off, put it back in then check the level". Five minutes later the ape is knocking on my door with the dipstick in his hand axing of it was right.

How the fuck do you get to be 60 years old and not know how to check a dipstick?

I should have told him "you see those two lines with the cross hatching in between, make sure it NEVER gets between those lines."

:facepalm

It's a catch-22 kind of. As much as I'd love to see his hooptie seize up, since he's had it these last two weeks he stays gone most of the day. Plus now he's got transportation to get to the dope man so I can drop a piss-test on him that he'll likely fail shortly and I can discharge him.

[UpYoursNigger]

Honest to God I had to tell him how to check his oil and I blew a perfect opportunity. I told him "with the engine off, pull the dipstick, wipe it off, put it back in then check the level". Five minutes later the ape is knocking on my door with the dipstick in his hand axing of it was right.

How the fuck do you get to be 60 years old and not know how to check a dipstick?

I should have told him "you see those two lines with the cross hatching in between, make sure it NEVER gets between those lines."

:facepalm

It's a catch-22 kind of. As much as I'd love to see his hooptie seize up, since he's had it these last two weeks he stays gone most of the day. Plus now he's got transportation to get to the dope man so I can drop a piss-test on him that he'll likely fail shortly and I can discharge him.

Its also a Catch 22 cuz that's the nigger IQ. 22!:lol

[Boy]

You know now that Toby got is own ghetto hooptie and out all the time, who's going to till, hoe and row and seed that vegetable garden you spoke of. You're going to have to find yourself a new nigger :lol

[Ignatow]

:lmao It's a mentality equal to the youngest humans. If something's good, get as much of it as possible. Cars need oil, so put in lots of oil. Muh dikk, so more muh dikk.

Niggers have no concept of math and science. No measurements, specifications, how things work. Pretty much niggers just take up space and air and add pollution.

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Watch out for fake piss. ... and make him jump up and down a little in case he clamshells it.

Laughing
My
Mother
Fucking
Lily
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Off!

[Chimpwhipper]

Niggers....the animals who put "fiddy cent worth" of gas @ $2.39/ gallon in a Land Yacht, and then have to call another nigger on their $700 sail foam to bring them "fiddy cent worth" of gas because the Titanic ran out of gas after 4 miles.
My neighbor once ran a joint in Macon, Ga."The Chicken Shack".
He watched a nigger filing pennies down to dime size to go in the jukebox. He told the nigger,"If you had a job you could have earned more than enough in less time."
He got a blank stare.

[SC Anemia]

You know now that Toby got is own ghetto hooptie and out all the time, who's going to till, hoe and row and seed that vegetable garden you spoke of. You're going to have to find yourself a new nigger :lol

Actually he's a real steppin & fetchin nigger. He always keeps the trash empty in the kitchen and bathrooms, takes the cans to the curb on Tuesday nights, sweeps and mops all the floors AND mows the lawn.

I've never axed him to do any of that. He just takes it upon himself. He's the only one here without a job and the funny thing is all the other guys kind of expect him to keep the house clean while they're out working. They've got him punked-out pretty good. I'm not sure how that evolved but it is amusing.

Naw boss, he wants okra and something else I don't remember, I'll have his black ass in the garden pulling weeds, watering or just being a scarecrow. :lol

[Boy]

Actually he's a real steppin & fetchin nigger. He always keeps the trash empty in the kitchen and bathrooms, takes the cans to the curb on Tuesday nights, sweeps and mops all the floors AND mows the lawn.

I've never axed him to do any of that. He just takes it upon himself. He's the only one here without a job and the funny thing is all the other guys kind of expect him to keep the house clean while they're out working. They've got him punked-out pretty good. I'm not sure how that evolved but it is amusing.

Naw boss, he wants okra and something else I don't remember, I'll have his black ass in the garden pulling weeds, watering or just being a scarecrow. :lol



he wants okra and something else


Probably Colder Greens :lol

[SC Anemia]

Watch out for fake piss. They sell it everywhere and the shit works. Make sure you have him empty his pockets, check his socks, and make him jump up and down a little in case he clamshells it. A union guy showed me the stuff. It has a little hand warmer to make it hot and everything. Guy said he passes DOT tests regularly with it.

6502

I've seen synthetic urine. Most of the 'smoke shops' (read: head shops) around here sell it. In fact, since the legalization of weed most smoke shops are only selling tobacco products as an afterthought. I have no idea what some of the shit is in those stores.
I test these guys often and randomly and I do mean randomly. It's not beyond me to hand someone a cup at 10pm.

6499

I held this one in my hand for about a minute. The green dot is the temperature. If I see one that's not between 92-96 degrees (typical) I'll consider it intentionally deceptive and discharge them. If someone is going to go through all effort to keep fake piss at the ready and at body temperature 24/7, chances are they're not living here. None of these guys are that clever. :lol

[Purple Gummed Tree Climber]

Just now, he axed what the genie lamp light was for. NOT KIDDING. I mean I've seen a meme about that before but not in a million years thought anyone was actually that stupid. So I asked when it came on? He said "when I cut the key on". I said "you mean when you start it?" Nope, just with the ignition on.
I've noticed he's leaving an oil spot on the street next to the curb where he parks but don't think I'm going to say anything to him about it. Fuck him, how long could a used Taurus with 178,000 miles and an oil leak last anyway.

Should have told him to rub the genie lamp until Barbara Eden popped out.

[SC Anemia]

Should have told him to rub the genie lamp until Barbara Eden popped out.

I Dream of Jeannie was my porn when I was a kid. :lol Couldn't get enough of Barbara Eden's bewbs.

6608 click on the pic.

[Ignatow]

As an aside, one of her husbands was Michael Ansara, a Greek Orthodox Christian, who played Kang in Star Trek original series. Remember, the Klingons had face paint to show them of dark skin tones and a barbaric race.

[White Orchid]

Should have told him to rub the genie lamp until Barbara Eden popped out.


He'd probably been stupid enough to do that too! :rofl

[SC Anemia]

On a bright note, the puddle of oil under his hooptie just gets bigger each day. :lol

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[Buck Simian]

How soon before he spends $2000 on rims for his $500 Taurus?

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[SC Anemia]

How soon before he spends $2000 on rims for his $500 Taurus?

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Bwahahaha, still a pretty bad photoshop. A Taurus/Chrysler with black hole tail lights. :lol

[SC Anemia]

Today, Toby went to the flea market and now he's pissed at me. Lately we've been busy with yard work. I had to more or less resurrect the lawn mower, come up with a roto-tiller and trim some trees.

He found Jeebus recently and had been going to Church with his ho. (she's a whole other thread).

Anyway he said that after church they we're going to the flea market. I asked him to keep an eye out for hedge trimmers and that if he found some that worked, cheap, to pick them up and I'd reimburse him out of the petty cash.

He just got back with a pair of rusty old shears. What you trim branches with that look kind of like bolt cutters. I even showed him a picture of hedge trimmers before he left. Now he's mad because I won't give him the twenty bucks he paid for them. First, twenty bucks for a rusty old pair of shears is robbery and he was stupid enough to pay it. Second, they aren't hedge trimmers. I'm trying to explain that to him and he's looking at me like I'm explaining calculus to a Labrador Retriever.

:facepalm

[Ignatow]

Today, Toby went to the flea market and now he's pissed at me. Lately we've been busy with yard work. I had to more or less resurrect the lawn mower, come up with a roto-tiller and trim some trees.

He found Jeebus recently and had been going to Church with his ho. (she's a whole other thread).

Anyway he said that after church they we're going to the flea market. I asked him to keep an eye out for hedge trimmers and that if he found some that worked, cheap, to pick them up and I'd reimburse him out of the petty cash.

He just got back with a pair of rusty old shears. What you trim branches with that look kind of like bolt cutters. I even showed him a picture of hedge trimmers before he left. Now he's mad because I won't give him the twenty bucks he paid for them. First, twenty bucks for a rusty old pair of shears is robbery and he was stupid enough to pay it. Second, they aren't hedge trimmers. I'm trying to explain that to him and he's looking at me like I'm explaining calculus to a Labrador Retriever.

:facepalm

1. He's not hearing about Jesus, he's being misled by Satan
2. There's several nice new hedge trimmers for $20 at The Home Depot, got one last week (Fiskars, not a fancy one)
3. Toby may axe you since he's pissed, so be on the lookout
4. Niggers can't even add to save themselves, so calculus is advanced alien technology to them animals

[SC Anemia]

These... 6641

Are not these... 6642 And he still doesn't understand why I'm not paying for them. He wants to talk to my boss so I told him to go right ahead. The last time a disgruntled idiot here wanted to bitch to my boss about me, she ignored his calls and texts. It's nice when the boss has your back.

[Tar Remover]

I bet any money Toby bought that car from a used nigger car lot for 20 times what it's worth and with a finance rate of 29.9%

Then there's the burning question is how long will it be before Toby gets pulled over for NO insurance and suspended license :lol

And a warrant........ :lol

[jenkemfactory]

I'm always afraid to buy used cars. I'm concerned if it was owned by a piece of shit.

[SC Anemia]

How soon before he spends $2000 on rims for his $500 Taurus?

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The current tags on it expired last November. He says the car lot where his fambly got it were going to "take care of that".

I'm not going to even bother. He's been waiting on the mail ( and bitching about it) for his registration renewal sticker to show up. Still believes that the car lot where they got it is going to somehow renew the registration for him.

It'll happen...:nigcops and I'm going to laugh my ass off.