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MineEvolved
03-13-2019, 10:41 PM
Tries to torch the federal building and a sheriff's cruiser with charcoal lighter fluid...:lol...check out the beard, this is one well-groomed orangutan...


A Federal Building security officer near the county Common Pleas Court building, in the 100 block of North Perry Street in Dayton said he noticed a woman, later identified as 29-year-old Kristina Cook, pouring charcoal lighter fuel on a sheriff’s cruiser about 11:45 p.m. Tuesday, according to a Dayton police incident report filed Wednesday.

Once police were called, smoke led both officers to an additional fire in a flower bed near the Dayton Federal Building and U.S. Courthouse.

https://www.whio.com/news/local/dayton-woman-charged-with-arson-after-allegedly-attempting-light-police-cruiser-fire/zzmVJzHvNXcGFlLgb5dLeM/

SC Anemia
03-14-2019, 12:00 AM
Charcoal lighter fluid. A real genius this one. She'd have better success rubbing it down with pig fat.

Buck Simian
03-14-2019, 09:21 AM
What side of the jail did they lock it up in? Buck or Sow?

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