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Whitey Ford
02-22-2019, 11:58 PM
"Automatic shoes, beats 3D vision and the California blues."
Nike’s smart sneakers are breaking when used with an Android phone (https://www.theverge.com/circuitbreaker/2019/2/20/18233157/nike-adapt-bb-android-app-update-software-break)

Muh sail foams no like muh shoes.


ike’s brand-new Adapt BB smart sneakers have stopped working for some users because of a bad Android update just days after they were released. Affected owners say either their left or right shoe no longer pairs with Nike’s app, meaning it can’t be used to tighten their fresh pair of $350 self-lacing shoes.

Some people have had success getting the shoes to function again after a hard reset. It’s unclear if people can still manually tighten the shoes through their side buttons, or if the update shut them down completely. Some users report that the update caused the motor to stop working, even through the physical buttons.

Boy
02-23-2019, 11:11 AM
WE can ONLY hope this causes chimpouts and :traybat

SC Anemia
02-23-2019, 11:36 AM
Now if only the PoPo can figure out how to hack the shoes so that they hobble the nigger wearing them. :lol

Whitey Ford
02-23-2019, 09:41 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZJ2bq12JSI

MineEvolved
02-24-2019, 07:56 AM
Only a nigger would pay $350 bucks for a pair of broken shoes.