Dindu Robs Popeyes, can't get into the register so steals chicken instead.

[Nappy Meal]

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Phillip Lee


Ape Man Goes to Rob Popeyes, Can’t Get Register Open, So it Decided to Just Steal a 3 Piece & Biscuit; Almost Chokes On Biscuit Because He Has No Drank & Gets Arrested;


Police arrested 27-year-old Phillip Lee a short time later in the area. He faces charges of simple robbery and simple battery.

Magistrate Judge Brigid Collins set his bond at $13,500. It was unknown if he's represented by an attorney who could comment on his case.

https://www.foxcarolina.com/police-man-fails-to-open-register-at-popeyes-steals-chicken/article_c20684f4-a2af-54ff-989a-ef8e8be1fe6a.html

https://blacksportsonline.com/2019/02/man-goes-to-rob-popeyes-cant-get-register-open-so-he-decided-to-just-steal-a-3-piece-almost-chokes-on-biscuit-because-he-has-no-drink-name-that-state-photos/

The comments on the site below are hilarious. :lol

https://www.nola.com/crime/2019/02/popeyes-robber-fails-to-open-register-steals-chicken-instead-nopd.html

[zagnut]

Choke your chicken at Popeyes!

[Boy]

They just can't resist that chigguns :lol

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[SC Anemia]

From the comments:

"I understand judge was going to set bond at "20 piece bucket". :lol

[Ignatow]

Big beast of burden. However oxen are better because they actually work. This one will have to be fed and housed by taxpayers.

[UpYoursNigger]

From the comments: this just actually eliminated a step as he was going to take the cash from the register to pay for popeyes at another location:lol

[Cracka Jack]

Magistrate Judge Brigid Collins set his bond at $13,500. It was unknown if he's represented by an attorney who could comment on his case.

Our courts / criminal justice system are completely inadequate when it comes to dealing with niggers. Niggers ONLY understand one deterrent. PAIN. Forget about all the fancy white people proceedings with attorneys, witnesses, evidence etc. 20 lashes across it's back with a bullwhip. If it continues to be a criminigger, make it a wind chime.

FFS!!!! Do I have to do the thinking for EVERYONE!?!?!? (Besides my fellow Planters of course.)

[Midder Peenud Hayed]

Ya know..., niggers ook and eek endlessly about how unfair it is to be stereotyped by Humans as the feral dumb parasites they are. But when a typical nigger does a typical nigger thing like robbing, and that robbing takes place in a fried chicken joint, the "stereotype" is one no longer. It is reality.

[Buck Simian]

That nigger is not fooling me. He wasnt after the cash, His initial target was the chicken.

[Whitey Ford]

Next he's gonna rob the local Farmer's Market and make off with all the watermelons. :melon

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[Nappy Meal]

That nigger is not fooling me. He wasnt after the cash, His initial target was the chicken.

:rofl

[MineEvolved]

I'd be willing to bet I could halt a triple-homicide with a drumstick and a couple of packets of hot sauce. It really ought to be part of a LEO's gear. Chicken can tranquilize a nigger faster than a taser.