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White Orchid
02-03-2019, 03:07 PM
Possibly one of the dumbest nigger things I've seen yet. They're hookers, not kids on the first day of school.

https://twitter.com/PARoyal/status/1091417169685037056

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dyaaf-cX4AEB76L.jpg
Buck Simian
02-04-2019, 10:00 AM
Two questions:
Isnt she part nigger?
How many of the bananas did she eat herself?
Ignatow
02-04-2019, 02:28 PM
Obviously race mixing propaganda convinced Harry to do the unspeakable. Good job nigger lover, make your grandma proud.
zagnut
02-04-2019, 10:37 PM
She missed, "You are a monkey!"
White Orchid
02-05-2019, 12:19 AM
She missed, "You are a monkey!"

Well, considering she's a half monkey herself.........
Odin's balls
02-05-2019, 09:25 AM
Our chums in the states may not recognise those packets of crisps (chips).

Prawn cocktail flavour actually smell like rank pussy... Or Meagain Markle.

If you want to convince your friends you scored on a night out, just dip your tongue and fingers into a packet of prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

Swap prawn cocktail for beef and onion flavour if you're gay.
Odin's balls
02-05-2019, 09:57 AM
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6666201/PIERS-MORGAN-Meghans-empowering-banana-stunt-farce-laughing-stock-sex-workers.html

Rarely does Piers Morgan get anything right... But even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Ignatow
02-05-2019, 02:15 PM
Our chums in the states may not recognise those packets of crisps (chips).

Prawn cocktail flavour actually smell like rank pussy... Or Meagain Markle.

If you want to convince your friends you scored on a night out, just dip your tongue and fingers into a packet of prawn cocktail flavour crisps.

Swap prawn cocktail for beef and onion flavour if you're gay.

Since this has devolved into about poosay...what's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball?

Ans.: you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
SC Anemia
02-05-2019, 02:41 PM
These included: ‘You are strong’, ‘You are special’, ‘You are brave’’, and ‘You are loved.’

She left out "you are HIV positive" .
Odin's balls
02-05-2019, 03:05 PM
Since this has devolved into about poosay...what's the difference between black pussy and a bowling ball?

Ans.: you could eat a bowling ball if you had to.

And I really thought you were going to say "You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball".

But then, I remembered. Katie Price. :lol

My apologies for bringing down the tone.
SC Anemia
02-05-2019, 03:08 PM
And I really thought you were going to say "You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball".

But then, I remembered. Katie Price. :lol

Jesus Odin! Aaahhhaaa,haha,ha,ha :rofl You really are a Katie Price fan aren't you?

Forever etched into my mind is how you described her post coital snatch as an English Bulldog eating a yogurt. I still laugh to myself just thinking about that. :lol
Odin's balls
02-05-2019, 04:07 PM
Jesus Odin! Aaahhhaaa,haha,ha,ha :rofl You really are a Katie Price fan aren't you?

Forever etched into my mind is how you described her post coital snatch as an English Bulldog eating a yogurt. I still laugh to myself just thinking about that. :lol

Then imagine if you will, the peri-coital snatch of Katie Price being likened to a Rottweiler going at a Bratwurst.

These visions chase me through my nightmares.