Chimpout
12-29-2018, 07:23 AM
So I work on the trains, and Mrs Chimpout had a meeting near to my station and wanted to come and meet me for lunch and well she wanted a cuddle.
She rings me I tell her I'm in Stoke and 40 minutes away as we are an express service. I tell her to use my card and buy herself some lunch. She does and she said she is waiting near the car rental place underneath the station sat on a bench going through her work emails and such.
We are whatsapping and such, as I've done everything I need to and its literally just waiting to pull into the last station, and then the terminus. So We are talking about rubbish, and "Adult things" such as the fixed price on our gas and electric is ending and we need to shop around.
She goes quiet and I've got 20 minutes until the next station so think she is working and going through e-mails.
I get a whatsapp saying "Some baboon is forcing himself on me, touching me all over. I'm scared and I'm going to enterprise xxx"
Appears some buck wanted to muh-dik her and used his hands to touch her legs and put his arm round her to cuddle her. It invited her round to its crib n sheeit
So I try ringing her as soon as I get it (which with signal was about 5-10 minutes after) I get through and she said Enterprise rang the BTP (British Transport Police - Nigger Wranglers) and they rounded him up looking around for her.
On the railways we are taught self defence, I've been showing her some moves. I can't give her mace or anything as its illegal.
Fucking niggers. Admittedly. I told her to stay on the station, stay in one of the coffee shops, at least theres staff and niggers generally avoid our station, too many wranglers, ticket barriers and machines (Which according to niggers is yt juju) and trains are ebil invention by yt. Plus no nigger can ever become train crew because equal ops even excludes them.
If anyones interested I can share the story where a magic nigger found its way onto the train, it had no ticket and I got rayciss for selling it a ticket (At full Anytime rate too. No discounts that I'd give to humans such as off peak)
She rings me I tell her I'm in Stoke and 40 minutes away as we are an express service. I tell her to use my card and buy herself some lunch. She does and she said she is waiting near the car rental place underneath the station sat on a bench going through her work emails and such.
We are whatsapping and such, as I've done everything I need to and its literally just waiting to pull into the last station, and then the terminus. So We are talking about rubbish, and "Adult things" such as the fixed price on our gas and electric is ending and we need to shop around.
She goes quiet and I've got 20 minutes until the next station so think she is working and going through e-mails.
I get a whatsapp saying "Some baboon is forcing himself on me, touching me all over. I'm scared and I'm going to enterprise xxx"
Appears some buck wanted to muh-dik her and used his hands to touch her legs and put his arm round her to cuddle her. It invited her round to its crib n sheeit
So I try ringing her as soon as I get it (which with signal was about 5-10 minutes after) I get through and she said Enterprise rang the BTP (British Transport Police - Nigger Wranglers) and they rounded him up looking around for her.
On the railways we are taught self defence, I've been showing her some moves. I can't give her mace or anything as its illegal.
Fucking niggers. Admittedly. I told her to stay on the station, stay in one of the coffee shops, at least theres staff and niggers generally avoid our station, too many wranglers, ticket barriers and machines (Which according to niggers is yt juju) and trains are ebil invention by yt. Plus no nigger can ever become train crew because equal ops even excludes them.
If anyones interested I can share the story where a magic nigger found its way onto the train, it had no ticket and I got rayciss for selling it a ticket (At full Anytime rate too. No discounts that I'd give to humans such as off peak)