Stupid dindu gets stuck in a grease vent for two days after trying to break into a Chinese restaurant..

[Mushmouth]

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https://abc7news.com/man-trapped-2-days-in-grease-vent-at-bay-area-restaurant/4886048/

[Master Sergeant]

Good thing the Chinese didn't get him first. They have a low tolerance for tnb.

[Boy]

Now they will never get that vent clean after a nigger was in it.

[Cracka Jack]

Good thing the chef didn't find it first, or you may have ended up wondering, "was that really pork I just ate?...."

:vomit

[Ignatow]

The Chinese chef would first chop that nigger like a dog and serve him as sweet and sour chicken. But it would be the toughest chiggun as its made from dark meat.

[Cat fur allergic]

They should not have called the cops. They should have pretended they didn't hear a thing :p.

[Rape Ape]

How did they find the nigger among the rest of the grease?

[Buck Simian]

Every now and then you hear of similar stories with a "GOOD" ending if you know what I mean. Niggers getting stuck in chimneys and found two weeks later. And no, they aren't playing Santa Claus.

[Cracka Jack]

A half sheet of 3/4" plywood with a couple cinder blocks on top would have made that niggers whines for help completely inaudible.

[zagnut]

If they would have smoked him long enough he would have shriveled up and fallen through.

[AfungusamongUs]

The vent wasn't greasy until the nigger climbed in it.

[Chimpwhipper]

I wonder how much grease is needed to make a squeaky nigger quiet? Probably needs to be via deep fryer.