What's a Kenyan inmate to do when he has to run his scams from prison?

[Mushmouth]

he couldn't withstand the agony of failing to pass stool for three days.

https://www.kenyans.co.ke/news/35127-prisoner-escapes-death-after-phone-gets-stuck-rectum

[Boy]

:rofl

[Cracka Jack]

Not shitting for three days must feel like the end of the world to a nigger. Nothing to fling, and they miss the smell of their mammy.

[Rape Ape]

I don't know how this would have made a difference to the nigger's scamming, since they all talk out of their asses anyhow. :lmao

[Cat fur allergic]

Some how people still fall for nigger scams.

[Buck Simian]

Was it a Obama Phone?

[Ignatow]

Another Niggerian rocket scientist who is sharing his scams to the world.

[Sandy]

The phone couldn't come out? I'm surprised other inmates weren't eager to help, except then the nigger would have to share the phone.

[Whitey Ford]

"Anyone want a FREE phone? It's been jammed up a nigger's ass for the last three days."

[Ignatow]

"Anyone want a FREE phone? It's been jammed up a nigger's ass for the last three days."

:rofl