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Whitey Ford
11-28-2018, 11:49 PM
Poo found on every McDonald’s touchscreen tested
(https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/?ito=cbshare)


Traces of faeces have been found on every single McDonald’s touchscreen swabbed in an investigation by metro.co.uk. Samples were taken from the new machines that have been rolled out at restaurants across the country – every one of them had coliforms. Senior lecturer in microbiology at London Metropolitan University Dr Paul Matawele said: ‘We were all surprised how much gut and faecal bacteria there was on the touchscreen machines. These cause the kind of infections that people pick up in hospitals.

Sudisease
11-29-2018, 12:40 AM
Lucky they didn't test the hamburgers. The crap-o-meter would have gone off the scale