Sow Chimps With A Chainsaw

[Master Sergeant]

http://www.wistv.com/2018/10/26/richland-co-woman-wanted-after-attempting-attack-person-with-chainsaw/

NEVER SEEN A SOW WITH A CHAIN SAW BEFORE, SHE BE A TRAILBLAZER AN SHEEIT.

Richland County Deputies are asking for the community’s help locating a she boon sow after investigators say she tried to attack someone with a chainsaw.

Tiera Burgess, 23, is wanted on a charge of first-degree assault and battery.

Investigators say on September 9, Burgess got into a chimpout with a person that became physical. Burgess hit and kicked the victim causing injuries, and reportedly charged at that person with a chainsaw.

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

But no video??!!! When is a nigger not holding it's sail foam in it's paw? A chainsaw chimpout video would be epic.

[Master Sergeant]

I figured there's too many moving parts on a chainsaw for a basic street urchin to operate. I cut 3 cords of firewood this season and my saw gave me fits from fuel mixture, bar oil, choking on cold starts, hot restarts, chain brake, chain tensioning, chain sharpening etc.

[Cracka Jack]

But no video??!!! When is a nigger not holding it's sail foam in it's paw? A chainsaw chimpout video would be epic.

My thoughts exactly. I'd pay $1 to see a chainsaw chimpout. Come to think of it, that's the only thing I haven't seen a nigger turn into a weapon.... yet.

[Buck Simian]

I was hoping this would have taken place in Texas. We could have called it The Texas Chainsaw Sheboon. Now that would be one nigger filled horror movie I would pay to see!

[jenkemfactory]

yes! chainsaw chimpout!

[Rape Ape]

OMG. Imagine a nigger chimping on another nigger with a chainsaw. First it goodifies the other nigger, then the chainsaw kicks back and it goodifies itself as well. I'd pay good money to watch a video of that. :lmao

Maybe we should let niggers use EBT to buy chainsaws?

[Sandy]

Did it even know how to start it up? I'm thinking the typical 400 pound sherilla wouldn't have the dexterity.