So I stop in to AutoZone this afternoon...

[Cracka Jack]

Because I only needed one item off the shelf. No need to go through the "Year?, make?, model?" routine. I take the item up to the cashier. Nigger sow.... I put on my best "I'm not a racist" face. "How you doin'?" it asks me. "Pretty good" I reply. "Getting a lot done today." To which it ooks, "Even if you jus sit down and rest you're getting something done."

Spoken like a true nigger.....

[SC Anemia]

Needing some faux chrome skull valve stem caps were we? :lol

[CoonTownYT]

Or crown air fresheners.

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

That's spooky...I just now, this very minute, got home from Auto Zone NOT having the magnetic hide-a-key thing I need. God, I love those guys.

[Cracka Jack]

Y'all can kiss my hairy white ass!! :lol

I needed Fix-A-Flat. Slow leak in a tire, found it was right next to a plug. Didn't think I could get another plug in so close to the first.

I go to NAPA when I need an actual part. Human clerks who are career parts guys and actually know what they're selling.

[Ignatow]

Not a NAPA that hires NAPAs.;);)

[MineEvolved]

FIX-A-FLAT??????? On an already plugged tire???? JFC, are you sure you're a white man? :lol :lol :lol