Chicago almost goes a full day without a shooting, almost..

[Mushmouth]

In a 22-hour span, between 12:30 a.m. and 11 p.m., no one was wounded by gunfire.

http://www.fox32chicago.com/news/crime/no-one-shot-in-chicago-in-22-hour-span

[Rape Ape]

Kind of like a turd going "almost" a full day without a fly landing on it.

[100% Not A Nigger]

In a 22-hour span, between 12:30 a.m. and 11 p.m., no one was wounded by gunfire.

Just when I thought niggers couldn't get any lazier.

[Master Sergeant]

They were reloading, chillin, foraging for drugs, muh-dikkin, you can't expect a brothah to be on the job all the time, sheeit.