Sandy
05-14-2017, 08:57 AM
A she-nig halfway through its 9-month shitting was waddling out of the hospital after a checkup. It started thinking of the new welfare checks, and how many more niglets it could have and how much gibs it could be collecting. "An ahz gone gits muhseff a Caddy 300, an an Escalade, an gone gits dat house ness to all dem YTs. An ahz gone do lak dis foh all dem dat din wanna be muh boo!" It put its hand on its head, stuck out its elbow, and squatted down in a muh poosie pose. This started a premature birffing process. The niglet died, and because of complications, the sow was scarred inside so it couldn't get pregnant again.
Moral of the story: don't count your niglets before they're birffed!
Moral of the story: don't count your niglets before they're birffed!