Overheard an oildriller threatened by its she-rilla

[Sandy]

At Nigmart yesterday, I saw a Shaniqua, shorter so maybe only 250 pounds, and another tall, super skinny oildriller that probably takes it up the ass from its she-boon. I couldn't hear the buck, but I heard the sow clear as day.

"Get off my case!"

"Ah will beat you up!"

Of course I look with disgust on the whole thing, but something about it was so funny, I'm still laughing this morning. Why is it I never see a chimpout? The she-nig going cat 3 battle sow would have been hilarious.

[jenkemfactory]

You don't want a first-person view of a chimp-out.

[Rape Ape]

No sympathy for the oil driller. That's what he gets for jumping into the gorilla cage.

[Buck Simian]

I would love see some liberal douche oil driller get his ass beat by his pet gorilla in the middle of nigmart!

[Sandy]

You don't want a first-person view of a chimp-out.

Not from too close. :) I would have laughed like hell if the she-beast started getting pounded on the floor. That's when I'd whip out my cell phone and start saying, "WURLSTA, WURLSTA!" Except then maybe the niggeress would get angry and start coming after me!