Seven She Boons Shoplifting Spree Cost Stores Nine Thousand Dollars

[Master Sergeant]

http://www.fayobserver.com/news/20180907/cross-creek-mall-hit-by-7-woman-shoplifting-ring-9k-stolen

Seven vapid She Boon Sows working together stole more than $9,000 in clothes from Victoria’s Secret and two other stores at Cross Creek Mall.

The vile wenches went into the stores in August, filled their shopping bags and left without paying, warrants say.

The group stole from Lids by Locker Room on Aug. 17, followed by Justice 10 days later. They stole from Victoria’s Secret on Aug. 30, police said.

Four of the vile wenches are from Robeson County. Warrants for their arrest say they’ll be charged with organized retail theft, possessing stolen property and conspiracy. They are believed to have stolen the property to resell it.

Police identified them as Lumberton residents Twanda Elaine Faulk, 26, Rosheka Lenice Wooldridge, 20, and Raven Alexis Ingram, 24, The fourth is Jasmine Latasha McRae, 30.

[White Orchid]

"They are believed to have stolen the property to resell it."

Hey, got to support the crack and 40 ouncer habits somehow! :lootie

[Monkeybash]

Well, it's not like a sheboon would fit into anything Victoria's Secret makes.

[SC Anemia]

I think Raven and Jasmine should be charged with providing a false identity. Or...maybe they were so accustomed to their stripper names they just forgot :lol

[Buck Simian]

This sounds like some messed up Christmas Carrol:

On the seventh day of Christmas the Bat Fairy brought to me seven sheboons shoplifting.....

[Cracka Jack]

And the fake news will try to tell that it's Amazon that is killing the malls...

:bert

[Master Sergeant]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastland_Mall_(Charlotte,_North_Carolina)

Decline: 1990s-2010

Eastland Mall entrance, January 2012
Demographic changes
By the late 1990s, Eastland Mall's image and physical appearance began to degrade. Adding to the retail shift in Charlotte, demographic changes (ie; Niggers) to the surrounding areas have changed the retail makeup of the mall. Crime rates also increased around the mall. In late 2005 there was a shooting inside the mall near the Gourmet Gardens food court and also a shooting outside in the parking lot. Another shooting took place in 2006 near the food court. A bullet smashed one of the glass doors and one person was shot.

Mall and city officials cited "a perception of crime" that scared patrons away as opposed to actual crime happening every day

[Master Sergeant]

And the fake news will try to tell that it's Amazon that is killing the malls...

I think "Amazon-tavious" might have more to do with the decline of malls than anything else.

[Cracka Jack]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastland_Mall_(Charlotte,_North_Carolina)

Decline: 1990s-2010

Eastland Mall entrance, January 2012
Demographic changes
By the late 1990s, Eastland Mall's image and physical appearance began to degrade. Adding to the retail shift in Charlotte, demographic changes (ie; Niggers) to the surrounding areas have changed the retail makeup of the mall. Crime rates also increased around the mall. In late 2005 there was a shooting inside the mall near the Gourmet Gardens food court and also a shooting outside in the parking lot. Another shooting took place in 2006 near the food court. A bullet smashed one of the glass doors and one person was shot.

Mall and city officials cited "a perception of crime" that scared patrons away as opposed to actual crime happening every day

OMGWTFBBQ!!!!! Wikipedia beez rayciss!!

:racist