Dre Nuzum attempts to jump moving car-fails

[Buck Simian]

Maybe next time he should borrow some wings from the Bat Fairy.


Police said the plan fell apart when the car hit Nuzum, seriously injuring him


I scrounged YouTube looking for video this this and cant find any! What gives?

[MineEvolved]

Link?

[jenkemfactory]

Is this the chimp?

I asked mr google the nigger lover and he said:
https://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/boone-county/florence/dance-instructor-hurt-in-attempt-to-jump-over-moving-car

[Buck Simian]

OOOPS......

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/local/man-hurt-in-attempt-to-jump-over-moving-car/ar-BBLi47x

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Dre Nuzum aims high. He dances, tumbles, does parkour...

Builds pyramids? Invents calculus? Lands on the moon? LOL, keep dem eyes on de prize, niggers.

[Odin's balls]

That poor car didn't stand a chance when that nigger's skull hit it.