Amber Alert issued for missing niglet.

[Buck Simian]

The suspect, Robert Beane Sr., reportedly pistol-whipped the boy's mother and took him.

I hope he pistol-whipped the niglet as well.


https://www.wdtn.com/news/ohio/amber-alert-issued-for-10-month-old-boy-abducted-out-of-lorain-county/1323050331

[Cat fur allergic]

Check the local dumpsters.

[animal mother]

It's probably been muh diked and in DNS by now.

[Buck Simian]

They found the damn thing. No batwings to pass out.

[Cracka Jack]

Why do the authorities even act like they -- or anyone, gives a shit about a niglet?

Who.Fucking.Cares.?