Best nigger funeral wake evah

[Whitey Ford]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuBmyfibiMM&feature=youtu.be

[Cracka Jack]

Where's the :traybat ? It's not a REAL nigger funeral unless bonus :traybat 's get handed out.

[Whitey Ford]

This is just the cusp of a nigger/wigger trend.
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Body of dead teen, honored with ‘extreme embalming,’ is posed with video games, sunglasses, and snacks

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/body-dead-teen-honored-extreme-embalming-posed-video-games-sunglasses-snacks-182105773.html

[SC Anemia]

Miraculously, a next-level higher score was achieved on the game console the controller was attached to.
17 points higher than when the nigger was alive.
:lmao

[Sandy]

In the end, you can't take that grape drank with you! There are a couple of human examples, but they're craziness and weirdness, not just shitskin lookiez me.


Renard Matthews, 18, of New Orleans, La., was robbed and shot to death on the evening of June 25 while walking his dog. Matthews, whom a neighbor described as “a nice young man,” loved football and basketball; his favorite athlete was Celtics guard Kyrie Irving, his mother, Temeka, told a local news station, WGNO. On Sunday, his wake presented a faithful reflection of his low-key lifestyle. The family had Matthews embalmed and placed in a stance that was typical for him. He was seated in a chair, wearing an Irving jersey and sunglasses, with a PlayStation controller in his hand, facing a television playing the Celtics. He was flanked by Doritos and soda.


The funeral home also hosted the 2014 wake of Miriam “Mae Mae” Burbank, 53, who was posed with a beer, a menthol cigarette, and an ashtray at a table. Burbank, a fan of the New Orleans Saints football team, had her fingernails painted in the team colors of black and gold.


In 2015, Green Lantern fan Renato Garcia, 55, died of an asthma attack and was bid goodbye in the costume he often wore around town. “It is what he would have wanted,” said sister Milagros Garcia, per the Daily Mail.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/body-dead-teen-honored-extreme-embalming-posed-video-games-sunglasses-snacks-182105773.html

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/wnFQ8kqy4PnOSJ3A7RwxRA--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/49bb6f92d9791b8599ac25feeda222aa

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9hwkS0Zn9f.JzuT6aWT61A--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzcwO2g9NDMz/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/9626428da9f18d367c60dad27affbd20


https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/tG.0dMztqIqfWM1WbouSwQ--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/c942cf1e349c5b179eb28a11a06fb4b3

[Moolie Mook]

One can tell the morals of a culture by the way they treat their dead.

-- Benjamin Franklin (?)

Dat's deh kultcha!

Disgusting.

[MineEvolved]

In the end, you can't take that grape drank with you! There are a couple of human examples, but they're craziness and weirdness, not just shitskin lookiez me.







https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/body-dead-teen-honored-extreme-embalming-posed-video-games-sunglasses-snacks-182105773.html

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/wnFQ8kqy4PnOSJ3A7RwxRA--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9MTI4MDtoPTk2MA--/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/49bb6f92d9791b8599ac25feeda222aa

https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/9hwkS0Zn9f.JzuT6aWT61A--~A/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjtzbT0xO3c9NzcwO2g9NDMz/http://media.zenfs.com/en/homerun/feed_manager_auto_publish_494/9626428da9f18d367c60dad27affbd20

In 1000 years, archaeologists will find the caskets containing these dead niggers. They will take, and intensely study, the bag of Doritos, the Barq's root beer, the bottle of Jack Daniel's, and ask, what's a Celtic? They won't so much as give a free-range shit about the actual nigger.

[Whitey Ford]

nigger just hit meme level.
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[Sheboon DeLuxe]

^^^ It's all over /pol/, and pretty funny, but that third one is in extremely bad taste.

[MineEvolved]

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This is still the best. This dead nigger is behind more bulletproof glass than all the chicken joints it used to rob. I like this funeral home business model. Keep the niggerdry outside, and fortify the site. The only thing it's missing is a .25 cent-per-sheet pay dispenser for Kleenex, and maybe an off-duty local LEO checking for warrants as the bereaved come and go. This is still more than niggers deserve.

[Rape Ape]

This is just the cusp of a nigger/wigger trend.
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/body-dead-teen-honored-extreme-embalming-posed-video-games-sunglasses-snacks-182105773.html

Wait. Is that nigger supposed to be all day-ed an sheeit? It's hard to tell, since niggers are lazy and are usually found in a similar position 23 hours a day anyhow. The other hour is devoted to crime, mayhem, and muh-dik, of course. :lol

[Buck Simian]

If they want to remember these dead niggers in their natural form they need to position them more like this:

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[jenkemfactory]

If they want to remember these dead niggers in their natural form they need to position them more like this:

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That should have been the wake setup.
"They're hurting my wrist"