Nigger juju bulletproof charms......fail

[Odin's balls]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5921351/Nigerian-healer-shot-dead-invites-customer-test-bullet-proof-charms.html

These things really are as stupid as they look and will believe anything. Until the racist laws of physics kick in.

Which one of you left this in the comments?

'Kevlar 1 - Charms 0' :lol

[Boy]

When you really wish there was a video of it :lol

[Cracka Jack]

'To prove the efficacy of the new charms, [he] positioned and handed over a gun to his customer. Tragedy struck.'

There's that word again. Tragedy. Can someone please explain to me why they keep randomly using that word in stories about niggers being made good? I just don't get it.

[jenkemfactory]

Don't discourage them. The shooter obviously cheated. We know the charms work well.
Niggers are bullet-proof and they can fly out of windows.
I believe in them.

[NotThatGuy]

4453

They really are simple creatures...

[MineEvolved]

This is the kind of shit that happens when you shake the chicken in the wrong direction...


"Recently there have been several reports of people being shot dead trying to prove the efficacy of 'bullet-proof' charms."
You'd think that after the 1st or 2nd time, they'd review the R&D process...

[Rape Ape]

Anything that convinces niggers that they're magical bulletproof 'gypshun flying super-apes is fine with me. Eventually they WILL get magical flyin' powers:
:traybat

[k9woman]

4453

They really are simple creatures...

I am simple, (but white). Why is the monkey wearing a Mae West?

[MineEvolved]

I am simple, (but white). Why is the monkey wearing a Mae West?

That was their 'bullet-proof' personal protection system, until a nigger witch-doctor invented the 'chicken-shaken voodoo neck charm' protection system. As any competent soldier can tell you, in the field, it's all about the weight one has to carry. Protective ancestral spirits are invisible, while day-glo orange doesn't allow one to effectively blend in with their surroundings.

Trust me, for a lot of reasons, this is an upgrade... :lol

[jenkemfactory]

4453

They really are simple creatures...

LOOK AT THAT JAW!

Is that anything even remotely human?

[Buck Simian]

If that thing is human I am a penguin.

[Cat fur allergic]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5921351/Nigerian-healer-shot-dead-invites-customer-test-bullet-proof-charms.html


Nigerian healer is shot dead when he invites a customer to test his bullet-proof charms

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Chinaka Whateverthefuck, 26, was killed wearing the pendants around his neck after he instructed the man to fire his weapon.

He was counting on nigger marksmanship. Double fail!