Sheboon shucks and jives while stealing scratch-offs

[Lynch Tree]

So much nigger failure...

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/dancing-thief-caught-on-camera-stealing-scratch-offs-while-busting-a-move-to-cardi-b/

[SC Anemia]

The thief may have had fun dancing her way through a crime, but her efforts won't pay off. Once a lottery ticket is deemed stolen, it is no longer valid, KTVI reports. Stolen tickets have been to identify a suspect if they try to cash it in.

Real deep thinker that one. :columbo

[Cracka Jack]

And the F'ing reporter tries to make light of the crime with the headline.
"caught on camera stealing scratch-offs while busting a move"

Is that supposed to make it funny? Hey everybody, look at what this rascally african american woman did!!

To the reporter who wrote that headline. Is this what you wanted to do when you were a child? Report on filthy nigger crime, and try to make a joke of it? Do you think that you'll ever get a chance to advance? Or have you figured out that your entire career will consist of writing 5-6 short paragraph telling the world about some monkeyshines caught on camera? There is no way out. You are not funny. You should kill yourself.

[Buck Simian]

Moral of the story, if you see one nigger dancing, trying to talk to you or get your attention in any form scan the room for other niggers. That other one who is being quiet and acting normal is the one you need to keep a eye out on.