Who's Snatching Sailfoams in NYC?

[Sheboon DeLuxe]

Police describe a NIGGER in his late teens to early 20s, and say he was last seen wearing a white tank top and red shorts and was riding a STOLEN white bicycle.

Fixed the last paragraph.

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2018/06/13/nypd-search-on-for-bandit-on-bicycle-snatching-cell-phones/

[ArizonaSkittles]

Right now NYPD is probably raiding the coon’s nest after the owners sent them find my iPhone coordinates. This groid must have a stunningly low IQ to think this “hustle” will get it anything other than a trip to NU.

Stolen sail foams come with built in :nigdar