Chimpwhipper
05-30-2018, 08:56 AM
I see all kinds of shit while I'm working at the local BBQ joint. I usually sit outside with the curb hop as she goes about her work.
The other night a Nigger Battle Cruiser (think Lincoln Town Car from the 90's) carrying a Mammy and 4 Bonobos pull up to the restaurant. While Sha'Quanda is waiting for the curb hop to take her order, I hear a 4 year old Future Inmate caterwauling from the back seat. (Why a nigger would holler like that when he knows he's going to get BBQ is beyond me. Maybe he shit his loincloth or something) Mammy had enough and turned around and slapped Little Chimpfrica so hard I thought I was going to lose teeth because of it. She yelled, "HUSH UP!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU HOLLER!!!!"😂
The other night a Nigger Battle Cruiser (think Lincoln Town Car from the 90's) carrying a Mammy and 4 Bonobos pull up to the restaurant. While Sha'Quanda is waiting for the curb hop to take her order, I hear a 4 year old Future Inmate caterwauling from the back seat. (Why a nigger would holler like that when he knows he's going to get BBQ is beyond me. Maybe he shit his loincloth or something) Mammy had enough and turned around and slapped Little Chimpfrica so hard I thought I was going to lose teeth because of it. She yelled, "HUSH UP!! NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR YOU HOLLER!!!!"😂