800 durkas about to earn their goat wings

[Odin's balls]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5753973/Eleven-dead-hundreds-poisoned-eating-wild-mushrooms-Iran.html

Only 11 good so far. But the goat fairy is circling.

[jenkemfactory]

So are you going to help plant some 'shrooms?

[Rape Ape]

This is why I don't fuck with wild mushrooms. Unless you're an expert, it's way too easy to get the wrong one.

To think, if these goat buggerers had eaten delicious bacon instead, they'd all be perfectly OK. Stupid dune coons. :lmao

[SC Anemia]

The period of time between ingestion and the onset of symptoms varies dramatically between toxins, some taking days to show symptoms

Good! More potential goat wigs coming up! :lol

[Buck Simian]

Goat Wings? :rofl

[MineEvolved]

I'm sure there will be plenty of people to give them expensive, taxpayer funded critical care until the danger passes.

Sorry to be the wet rag here, but yanno...someone has to keep us grounded in reality...

[jenkemfactory]

This is why I don't fuck with wild mushrooms. Unless you're an expert, it's way too easy to get the wrong one.

To think, if these goat buggerers had eaten delicious bacon instead, they'd all be perfectly OK. Stupid dune coons. :lmao

They can't eat their prophet's children.