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Mushmouth
05-07-2018, 08:52 PM
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A woman who had her arm bitten off in a crocodile attack that almost cost her her life got married in an emotional ceremony just days later.

British bridegroom Jamie Fox and his bride-to-be were canoeing in the Zambezi river above the Victoria Falls when the giant beast struck from below.

Former national tennis player Zanele Ndlovu had her right arm torn off and her left hand bitten in the vicious attack.

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/woman-marries-days-after-getting-12494707

Cracka Jack
05-07-2018, 10:08 PM
The good news is, when she chimps out on him, she can only stab him with one knife.

How is that "good news"????

Buck Simian
05-07-2018, 10:34 PM
Now that guy is a cucks cuck. I wonder if she gets freaky with that stump?
:vomit

Cat fur allergic
05-08-2018, 02:17 AM
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/m/9408024c-6658-3127-8743-7f79a500af26/ss_croc-chomps-off-woman%E2%80%99s-arm.html



Croc chomps off woman’s arm days before wedding


Out of all the human girls out there, This moron goes the darkest Africa to marry a one arm sow.

Sandy
05-19-2018, 11:40 PM
Now that guy is a cucks cuck. I wonder if she gets freaky with that stump?
:vomit

It would have to. That cuck wouldn't have anything capable of reaching the bottom of a shallow dent.