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Buck Simian
04-18-2018, 08:54 AM
Yeah we know where this is going:


Oglesby allegedly walked into the bank and began asking about a loan, according to a police report. An employee told him he would need to provide an ID and paycheck stubs, but Oglesby allegedly began acting oddly, the report says.

Whenever I see a nigger in a bank I know something is odd.


A few minutes later, the employee sat down with him and asked to see a paycheck stub. Oglesby then allegedly pulled out a handwritten note that said, “I need $10,000 in $20s no bag,” the report said.

So who wrote the note for the nigger?


https://www.whio.com/news/crime--law/man-sentenced-months-for-springfield-bank-robbery/aOSTjyk02ow83yA9PoGkqO/

NotThatGuy
04-18-2018, 04:17 PM
Did I understand this right? He handed over is ID?

Whitewheat
04-18-2018, 05:31 PM
Does he have to think to breath or blink his eyes too?

Boy
04-18-2018, 05:45 PM
Nigger walks into a bank .... what do you do?

1: Set the alarm off

2: Lock the doors

3: Hit the schvoogie buzzer

4: All of the above

Rape Ape
04-18-2018, 10:52 PM
Nigger walks into a bank .... what do you do?

1: Set the alarm off

2: Lock the doors

3: Hit the schvoogie buzzer

4: All of the above

I'll go for "4". :lmao

https://gifcrap.com/g2data/albums/Misc/Nigger%20Alarm.gif

Tar Remover
04-22-2018, 07:22 AM
Nigger walks into a bank .... what do you do?

1: Set the alarm off

2: Lock the doors

3: Hit the schvoogie buzzer

4: All of the above

Definitely 4.:lol

Sheboon DeLuxe
04-22-2018, 10:50 AM
All four, plus look for cover, quietly check carry piece, get ready to draw.