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Sandy
03-16-2018, 02:03 PM
It starts getting good a minute in, when the sandsow puts on a BAFTA-worthy act.


The ceremony was one of thousands carried out every year in the UK where imams rid men and women of evil spirits or ‘jinni’ which they believe live inside them.


She also said she was easily angered and would scream for no reason.


She can be heard panting and retching as the imam at the Masjid Mohammed mosque shouts deafeningly into a microphone at the jinni.

He can be heard repeating ‘can you find God, can you find him?’


At which point the imam spit spits holy water in her face to bring the jinni under control.

http://metro.co.uk/2018/02/02/imam-allows-filmed-carrying-muslim-exorcism-7281718/

But of course they have evil spirits inside them. They're Muslims. As far as the screaming, well, why do the asslifter men prefer goats and camels?

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2018/02/exorcist.gif?w=620&h=407&crop=1

MineEvolved
03-17-2018, 03:09 AM
She sounded like a porn star in a 3-way. I'm surprised they didn't mutilate her genitals and throw her off of a high rise, after a good stoning.

animal mother
03-17-2018, 12:57 PM
Maybe she developed a taste for bacon and scotch, so this was cure? Looks more like an SNL sketch.

Cracka Jack
03-17-2018, 01:03 PM
The Sun has set on the British Empire....

Cat fur allergic
03-17-2018, 02:52 PM
Still living in the medieval times lol. Even the catholic church stop doing it a while back. Realizing most crazy people are crazy not Possessed.

Odin's balls
03-18-2018, 09:21 AM
The gif looks like a warm up for a WWF match.

The eye-slit eejit vs the beardy weirdy.

Buck Simian
03-18-2018, 09:23 AM
She said her symptoms included vomiting, pain in the womb, insomnia, headaches and back-pain, and poor memory.

Now first, i am not a Doctor. I only play one on the internet. :lol Those sound like typical medical problems that many people face at some point in life. Nothing unusual, yet these retarded goatfuckers think it is somehow connected with bad spirits and demonic possession. And the best part of it all is how this reporter wrote this entire article with a straight face. Taking care not to criticize it, instead to present it as being something normal and helpful. He makes it sound like it is a legitimate form of medical or mental health treatment.