Sow poses as employee and steals 40k in I phones .

[Bernie Goetz]

http://nypost.com/2017/03/28/woman-posing-as-target-employee-stole-40k-in-iphones-cops/

[Moolie Mook]

This is not hard to do at all. I find employee shirts, vests, etc. all the time at thrifts stores. Walmart, ACE, AT&T... sometimes they still have the name badge on them. I'm always telling The Wife about all kinds of nefarious stuff I could do with those items...

However, I'm not a negro, so I don't steal stuff from department stores.

[Boy]

Their first warning sign should have been when a nigger walked in wearing a WORK uniform.